Public Broadcasting Closes—Guess Russians Have Nothing Left to Blame Now #FakeNews #SaveBigBird #PBSDrama #DavidAttenboroughUnemployed #FundingFlops By: TheJestPress.com In breaking news, the Corporation for Public Broadcasting (CPB) announced today that it will be shutting down "just to see if anybody actually notices." The bold move, coming after decades of being mistaken for the fourth Muppet on 'Sesame Street,' is sending shockwaves through tote bag collectors nationwide. "Frankly, we're tired of people thinking we're NPR's weird cousin or a warehouse full of Ken Burns documentaries no one asked for," said CPB spokesperson Phil A.

Public Broadcasting Closes—Guess Russians Have Nothing Left to Blame Now

#FakeNews #SaveBigBird #PBSDrama #DavidAttenboroughUnemployed #FundingFlops By: TheJestPress.com In breaking news, the Corporation for Public Broadcasting (CPB) announced today that it will be shutting down "just to see if…