#funwithrealconversations this happened #manymoons ago when I was unfortunately a #walmartcashier #gayboy #gayboyproblems

#FunwithRealConversations

Nurse: Hi Dean, I'm going to prepare you for your #eyeexam. Would you like to follow me in here and look at my balloons?

Me: Um, no. I'm #gay.

#Funwithrealconversations

Friend: I lost my virginity in that house.

Me: Do you think it’s still in there?