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🎧 2184 Headlines; Satirical and fractur...
2184 Headlines Williamsburg Demolition May 21st, 2184
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2184 Headlines Washinton D.C. June 9th, 2184
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“America Marks Seventh Year of ‘Twelve Day War’ as Trump Postpones Election Again” #FutureHeadlines

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Why did R’s finally grow a spine and use the 25A? Oh, eggs and coffee. #futureheadlines

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Supreme Court declares Constitution Unconstitutional

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Breaking: Tesla warns cybertruck owners to not park near Trump golf courses. The once proclaimed "bulletproof" windows have shown to be susceptible to Titleist Pro V1s.

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#MAGA

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Cybertrucks were designed for time travel once they hit 88Mph but most owners are unaware, as they tend to fall apart once they hit 80mph.

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That was cancelled. It is now Dame Judy Dench.

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Please like, follow, and share if you like ironic humor. I'll be posting parody future headlines that, sadly, don't seem to outrageous anymore.

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Breaking: Flat Earther loses British marble tournament after showing up with a bag of coins.

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"Money Laundering Proved, President Responds 'Everyone Does It!'"

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