J-Man: "How goes. Planting season?" G-Cat: "Not started. Sowing yet." J-Man: "Why tractoring. Before dawn?" G-Cat: "Early bird. Gets worm." J-Man: "Why wanting. Some worms?" G-Cat: "Catch birds. Tasty snacks."
It's not easy to catch birds with a tractor. Except pheasants - they catch themselves... #GCat #Comic
J-Man: "Why driving. Combine harvester?" G-Cat: "Makes change. From tractors." J-Man: "But not. Harvest season." G-Cat: "Depends on. What harvesting." J-Man: "What is. Your crop?" G-Cat: "The wallets. From cyclists."
The joke's on G-Cat for once because most cyclists don't carry much cash. Plus, all of those bikes and bones going through the combine's header will cause quite a bit of damage... #GCat #Comic
J-Man: "Why tractors. Wearing adverts?" G-Cat: "Sponsored by. Local business." J-Man: "Are they. Paying money?" G-Cat: "Oh yes. Very much." J-Man: "That company. Runs scams!" G-Cat: "That company. Is mine."
G-Cat and scams go together like tractors and trailers. #GCat #Comic
J-Man: "What is. This contract?" G-Cat: "You now. My employee." J-Man: "How much. Getting paid?" G-Cat: "Rates are. Very competitive." J-Man: "What will. Be doing?" G-Cat: "Drinking old. Tractor oil."
G-Cat has been caught illegally dumping old engine oil too many times, so he's having to get creative. #GCat #Comic
They actually only tried to ban G-Cat from owning tractors, claiming that he's a menace. The lesson here is: never get in between G-Cat and his tractors. Also: don't accept food from G-Cat. #GCat #Comic
J-Man probably shouldn't do any excavations of his garden, lest he find G-Cat's other power cables. And water cables. And gas lines... #GCat #Comic
G-Cat's tractors either have no lights or are covered in blinding LEDs that can be seen from Mars. #GCat #Comic
J-Man must have been delirious if he thought G-Cat would clear the snow for free. Especially after he watched G-Cat dump all of that snow on the driveway an hour earlier. #GCat #Comic
This happens so often that you'd think J-Man would give up on having possessions. Maybe that should be his new year's resolution. #GCat #Comic
The next step up from getting Doom to run on a potato is getting the potatoes to play Doom. Maybe. #GCat #Comic
On the plus-side, the car now has a 56-speed gearbox and weighs three times as much as it did yesterday. #GCat #Comic
J-Man ran back to his house to find... Everything as it should be. It turned out that he was talking to the real G-Cat - G-Cat was just too tired to do anything too evil. #GCat #Comic
Geese would have probably been more appropriate, but they'd be harder to fit under the bonnet. #GCat #Comic
The spiders were only in the tractor because G-Cat was trying to teach them to drive. Now they can learn to drive a house. #GCat #Comic
If J-Man thinks that smells good, we think he needs to start driving an automatic. Or maybe stay away from vehicles altogether. #GCat #Comic
From what we read in the police report, G-Cat was driving down the motorway and using two lanes to tow an overloaded trailer full of tractor parts. We think their complaints may have had some merit, but don't let G-Cat know that we said that - we don't want to end up in his prison! #GCat #Comic
This sounds like last year's costume where he just ran around with a diesel tank on his back and a screwdriver in his paw. He stabbed the fuel tanks of the cars, drained them of their diesel, then ran away laughing to himself. #GCat #Comic #Halloween
Who wants to be the person who tells G-Cat that having a tractor-driving licence doesn't allow you to perform operations on people? Not us, that's for sure. #GCat #Comic
The priceless tea set handed-down through countless generations of J-Man's family are still under G-Cat's tractors catching the oil drips. #GCat #Comic
We wish G-Cat was this eager to take back the van he gave us, which was filled full of his own poop and driven through the front of our offices with a brick on the accelerator. And was on fire. #GCat #Comic
We honestly thought that he was going to try breeding dinosaurs as a source of his own diesel, yet this seems like a worse plan. #GCat #Comic #Dinosaurs
The listing price on G-Cat's farm is currently showing as, and we quote, "eleven trillion Earth pounds", which makes it a bit of a tough sell. #GCat #Comic
