No plans are needed when you self identify as a 'stable genius'™️🤨 #GallowsHumour

We were at a fertility clinic yesterday for an IUI (that started as IVF :( ) and thought of some of the worst possible songs to play in a fertility clinic.

My leading candidates were 'Billie Jean' and 'You can't always get what you want'. Any other suggestions?

#infertility #music #GallowsHumour

They get bored after about 10 years anyway, just wait them out and dig some tunnels.🤷‍♂️😉 #GallowsHumour

At least we might get to see what the maximum thread limit is. #TestingTheLimits #GallowsHumour

I think a legally blind Frenchman playing a Scottish immortal in what was a very pleasing 1986 extended music video being employed to sort out the 1922 Comittee and Reform is an entirely plausible premise at this stage.
#gallowshumour

A standing committee sit on it I assume?
#borrowed
#gallowshumour

a man and a woman are standing in front of a window with a note on it that says " how do you like them apples " ALT: a man and a woman are standing in front of a window with a note on it that says " how do you like them apples "

Absolutely bonkers. But someone might be doing his happy dance #GallowsHumour

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[Gallows humour, recent death]

I was sad to note the recent passing of fashion designer and icon Giorgio Armani. He was 91, though, so at least he didn't go prematurely.

I understand the funeral arrangements are that he is being buried in an *extremely* expensive casket, and once a year they […]

Score sheet showing QPR losing to Coventry 5-0 and it’s only half time.

We will score 6 in the second half and win! There. I said it.

#QPR #gallowshumour

holy carp. maybe it’s me? i left my birth country of mexico in the 1960s for the US. mexico crumbled into a narco state. i fucked off from US to Aotearoa in 2015, and they promptly elected 34, the orange shitgibbon. i’m afraid to leave NZ even for a week! #gallowshumour

I have a sinking feeling about this.

(Sorry, it was there, had to use it - rude not to). #PunsForTheApocalypse #GallowsHumour

This image is a social media post from Instagram, with the handle "@lamy_global" from the Lamy pen brand visible at the top left. The dominant color scheme is a deep blue background. In the upper half of the blue background, white text reads: "He doesn't know yet but on Monday he'll need a good pen to sign his divorce papers" Below this text, there's a framed, black and white photograph depicting two adults in what appears to be a close embrace or a tender moment. The figures are partially obscured by two pens overlaid on the image. One pen, a sleek silver fountain pen, is positioned horizontally across the upper part of the photo. Below it, a dark blue (possibly Lamy Safari or Al-Star style) fountain pen is also overlaid, pointing towards the lower half of the photograph. The details of the people in the black and white photo are somewhat blurred or indistinct, especially their faces. The advertisement plays on the news as the two adults are an CEO with one of his employees displayed on the big screen during a Coldplay concert last week. It gives an ironic and slightly cynical narrative about an upcoming divorce.

I can't separate truth from AI anymore.

I thought this was fake, but checked Lamy's site (Instagram) and it was a real post from Lamy pens.

#Lamy #True #AI #NotFake #GallowsHumour

#HelluvaBoss #Mammon #HelluvaBossMammon #oc #GallowsHumour

Greedy, sleazy, stinky, UGLY, old, stupid, FAT bastard. How can anyone stand him? How could anyone ever love him? Ew! Ewwww!! EW!!!

Yup. I've been saying this for years.

#AskAnnetta
#EOLD
#GallowsHumour

#DarkHumour #HorrorCommunity #WritersOfDarkness #MacabreMeme #CemeteryHumour #GraveyardGiggles #GallowsHumour #DarkestTales #DarkFiction
#HorrorMeme #spookytok

It's been pointed out that Presto International UK Limited must now owe an absolute fortune for their name on the West Stand roof. Now would be a good time to make those back payments.

#gallowshumour #SWFC

Owner: The owner takes all the risk! The Laborer: (mid-21st century photograph for a high-rise construction worker balancing on a girder several stories up in the sky.)

#metacrisis #fightoligarchy #wereallinthistogether #gallowshumour

Drawing of Snoopy from Peanuts sticking out his tongue and the rider: "Every time you find humour in a difficult situation, you win."

#wereallinthistogether #mentalhealth #healinghumour #gallowshumour #suefitzsimmons #peanuts

This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never fucking ends.

Thinking of you, stuck in hospital over a bank holiday weekend #ShitAffirmations #GallowsHumour

#gallowshumor #gallowshumour

#gallowshumor
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Mr Conway 🤭
#gallowshumour

Some #GallowsHumour today. Younger necromancers often ask me how I put up with the stench of all this dead flesh. Sorry, trade secret I'm afraid. On an unrelated note, you would be surprised just how many of those little green tree shaped car air fresheners will fit inside the average adult ribcage.

Just be careful with any eggs that fell off a truck...
#gallowshumour

I'm laughing, but honestly, I'm trying not too because you're so right.

#gallowshumour

62.6% possession! I guess it was all those kickoffs we had! 🤣🤣🤣 #bhafc #gallowshumour

“Micky's not too far away. These players will come back, they're not deceased, they're just injured. It's not all doom and gloom."

#thfc #coys #gallowshumour

Happy new year all. One less year to live. Yay!
#gallowshumour

U.K. police bereavement Training has come a long since this..🤣🤣

#Police #GallowsHumour #Humour