Man f*ck them points 🤬

Michigan -31.5 (+104 boosted) — 1U

#TowelieBetz #MarchMadness #NCAA #Basketball🏀 #SpringHasSprung #GamblingBluesky

Halftime #NuggLay Update

🔗 Parlay (+212 boosted) — 0.5U
✅ Jamal Murray o19.5 Points
✅ Nikola Jokic o9.5 Assists
🔮 Game Total o235.5

Just need the alt total over to hit, but it’s looking good 👀

#TowelieBetz #NBA #LALvsDEN #MileHighBasketball  #StayBoostin #GamblingBluesky

Towelie Ticket — #NuggLay Edition

🔗 Parlay (+212 boosted) — 0.5U
🏀 Jamal Murray o19.5 Points
🏀 Nikola Jokic o9.5 Assists
🏀 Game Total o235.5

Nuggs going up on a #Thursday

#TowelieBetz #NBA #LALvsDEN #MileHighBasketball #StayBoostin #GamblingBluesky

Towelie Ticket — Last Bet Of The Month Edition #BoostingSZN

🚩 Texas Tech +10.5 (+118) — 1U

Guns Up Gang 🔫

#TowelieBetz #NCAAB #TTUvsISU #RedRaiders #GamblingBluesky

Great game, just didn’t go exactly the way we wanted…

✅ Team USA ML
❌ Both Teams 2+ Goals
❌ Sprinkle the parlay

Net Profit: -0.20U 🫤

#TowelieBetz #USAHockey #Olympics2026 #GamblingBluesky

Towelie Ticket — Winter Olympics 2026 ❄️ Men’s Ice Hockey Gold Medal Game

🥇 USA ML (+105) — 1U
🚨 Both Teams 2+ Goals (-120) — 1U
✨ Sprinkle the parlay (+255) — 0.25U

Red, white, and lighting the lamp 🇺🇸

#USAHockey #TowelieBetz #GamblingBluesky

Towelie Ticket — All-Star Edition 💫

Outright Winner: Team World (+155) — 1U

It a New World Order 🌎

#NBAAllStar26 #TowelieBetz #GamblingBluesky #NWO

Towelie Ticket — 2/8 #SuperBowlLX Recap

✅ Seahawks ML
✅ Seahawks -4.5
❌ Jaxon Smith-Njigba ATTD
❌ Jaxon Smith-Njigba 1st TD

Net Profit: +1.63U 📈

Pretty boring game, but at least it was profitable 🤑

#NFL #GamblingBluesky #TowelieBetz

Towelie Ticket — Week 22

🏈 Seahawks ML (-113 boosted) — 2.0U
🏈 Seahawks -4.5 (-110) — 0.50U
🎯 Jaxon Smith-Njigba ATTD (+133 boosted) — 0.50U
⚡️ Jaxon Smith-Njigba 1st TD (+500) — 0.10U

Total Risk: 3.10U

Let them fight!

#NFL #SuperBowl #GamblingBluesky #TowelieBetz

🚨 Player Prop Alert 🚨

Jaxon Smith-Njigba ATTD (+100) — 0.50U & sprinkle a little (0.10U) on the first TD (+500)

#SuperBowl #GamblingBluesky #TowelieTicket boost’em if you got’em!

Groundhogs Day 2/1 - #NIKOLAy 🔗 Parlay (+305) — 0.5U

🃏 Jokić o24.5 pts
🃏 Jokić o7.5 ast
⛏️ Nuggets +8.5

The jokes on me because these Fanatics Sportsbook odds are trash 😒

#TowelieBetz #NBA #OKCvsDEN #GamblingBluesky #SundayFunday #MileHighBasketball

Towelie Ticket — #ConferenceChampionship Recap

❌ Rams +3
✅ Broncos +4
❌ Parlay both

Total Profit: -1.10U 📉

Not excited for a #SB49 rematch, so not sure if I’ll bet it, but early lean: -4.5 points seems like a lot to lay on the Seahawks

#TowelieBetz #NFL #GamblingBluesky #SundayMeatloaf

Towelie Ticket — Week 21

🐏 Rams +3 (-135) – 1.25U
🐴 Broncos +4 (-115) – 0.88U
🔗 Parlay both (+225) – 0.62U

Total Risk: 2.75U

#NFL #AFCChampionship #TowelieBetz #GamblingBluesky

🎟 Towelie Ticket – #DivisionalRound Recap

✅ Broncos -1
✅ Patriots -3
✅ Bears +4.5
✅ Parlay all 3
❌ BroncosLay

Net Profit: +5.04U 📈

Just 13 yards more from Evan Engram and we would have had an absolutely filthy weekend 🤑

#TowelieBetz #NFL #GamblingBluesky #SundayMeatloaf

Good weekend :) #GamblingBlueSky #BlueSkyGambling

Had to do a #BroncosLay for the #DivisionalRound

🏈 Evan Engram o19.5 Rec Yyds
🏈 Pat Bryant o2.5 Receptions
🏈 Marvin Mims Jr o1.5 Receptions
⛓️‍💥 (+345) — 1U

#TowelieBetz #GamblingBluesky #NFL #BUFvsDEN #BroncosCountry

Towelie Ticket — Week 20

🐴 Broncos -1 (-115) – 1.25U
🇺🇸 Patriots -3 (-120– 1U
🐻 Bears +4.5 (-115) – 0.88U
🔗 Parlay all 3 (+540) – 0.62U

Total Risk: 3.75U

#NFL #DivisionalRound #TowelieBetz #GamblingBluesky

Towelie Ticket — (belated) #WildCardWeekend recap

❌ Eagles -6 (-110)
❌ Jaguars +1 (-125)
❌ Steelers +3 (-110)
❌ Parlay all 3 (+556)

Total Profit: -3.75U 😢

No sugar coating it, worst week of the season; have to do better

#NFL #TowelieBetz #GamblingBluesky #SundayMeatloaf

Towelie Ticket — Week 19

🦅 Eagles -6 (-110) – 1.25U
🐆 Jaguars +1 (-125) – 1U
👨‍🏭 Steelers +3 (-110) – 0.88U
🔗 Parlay all 3 (+556) – 0.62U

Total Risk: 3.75U

#NFL #WildcardWeekend #TowelieBetz #GamblingBluesky

🎟 Towelie Ticket – 1/4 Recap

✅ Commanders +4.5
✅ Saints +3.5
❌ Packers +10.5
❌ Parlay all 3
❌ BroncosLay

Net Profit: -0.04U 📉

A few more made offensive plays from GB or DEN and we start the year in the money…

#TowelieBetz #NFL #Week18 #GamblingBluesky #SundayMeatloaf

Had to do a #BroncosLay for the last game of the regular SZN:

🏈 Broncos ML
🏈 RJ Harvey ATTD
🏈 RJ Harvey o49.5 Rush Yds
🏈 Courtland Sutton o49.5 Rec Yds
⛓️‍💥 (+290) — 0.5U

#TowelieBetz #GamblingBluesky #NFL #LACvsDEN #BroncosCountry

Towelie Ticket — Week 18

🪖 Commanders +4.5 (-115) – 1.25U
😇 Saints +3.5 (-115) – 1U
🧀 Packers +10.5 (-110) – 0.88U
🔗 Parlay all 3 (+567) – 0.62U

Total Risk: 3.75U

Finna start 2026 with a bang 💥

#NFL #Week18 #TowelieBetz #GamblingBluesky #FirstBetOfTheYear

🎟 Towelie Ticket – 12/28 Recap

❌ Titans +3
✅ Ravens +3.5
✅ Browns +3.5
❌ Parlay all 3

Net Profit: -0.31U 📉

And with a Titans Q4 collapse #Staxmas comes to a disappointing end 😢❄️

#TowelieBetz #NFL #GamblingBluesky #SundayMeatloaf

Nice start to the weekend!

✅ Ravens +3.5

#TowelieTicket #NFL #BALvsGB #GamblingBluesky #Staxmas ❄️

Towelie Ticket — Week 17 ❄️

🛢️ Titans +3 (-125) – 1.25U
🐦‍⬛ Ravens +3.5 (-120) – 1U
🐶 Browns (-120) – 0.88U
🔗 Parlay all 3 (+504) – 0.62U

Total Risk: 3.75U

Shredding up some gnarly lines this weekend ⛷️

#NFL #Week17 #TowelieBetz #GamblingBluesky #Staxmas

🎟 Towelie Ticket – 12/26 Recap

🔗 Boxing Day #Parlay
❌ Orlando Magic -3.5
✅ Game Total o219.5
❌ Paolo Banchero o19.5 pts

Total Profit: -1.0U

Did the Magic bloody well forget they had a game today?!

#TowelieBetz #NBA #GamblingBluesky #Staxmas

Towelie Ticket — Boxing Day Parlay (+140) – 1U

🔗 Orlando Magic -3.5
🔗 Game Total o219.5
🔗 Paolo Banchero o19.5 pts

Aye lads, a gift this proper won’t stay wrapped for long 🎁 so grab those alt-lines before they disappear 💨

#TowelieBetz #NBA #CHAvsORL #GamblingBluesky #Staxmas

🎟 Towelie Ticket – 12/25 Recap

❌ Courtland Sutton ATTD
✅ Denver Nuggets ML

Total Profit: -0.09U

A tuddy from 1️⃣4️⃣ would have made it a very Merry #Staxmas but a wins over the Chiefs and Timber Wolves are always a nice gifts 🎁

#TowelieBetz #NFL #NBA #GamblingBluesky #MileHighBasketball

🎟 Towelie Ticket – 12/21 Recap

✅ Titans +3
✅ Vikings -2.5
❌ Texans -13.5
❌ Parlay all 3

Total Profit: +0.37U 📈

Laid way too many points on Houston… I guess the Raiders still have a little life left in them 🙄

#TowelieBetz #NFL #GamblingBluesky #SundayMeatloaf #Staxmas

Towelie Ticket — Week 16 ❄️

🛢️ Titans +3 (-120) – 1.25U
🟣 Vikings -2.5 (-120) – 1U
🤠 Texans -13.5 (-120) – 0.88U
🔗 Parlay all 3 (+516) – 0.62U

Total Risk: 3.75U

If it smells good, it’s probably right 😋🍪

#NFL #Week16 #TowelieBetz #GamblingBluesky #Staxmas