Towelie Ticket — #ConferenceChampionship Recap
❌ Rams +3
✅ Broncos +4
❌ Parlay both
Total Profit: -1.10U 📉
Not excited for a #SB49 rematch, so not sure if I’ll bet it, but early lean: -4.5 points seems like a lot to lay on the Seahawks
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🎟 Towelie Ticket – #DivisionalRound Recap
✅ Broncos -1
✅ Patriots -3
✅ Bears +4.5
✅ Parlay all 3
❌ BroncosLay
Net Profit: +5.04U 📈
Just 13 yards more from Evan Engram and we would have had an absolutely filthy weekend 🤑
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Towelie Ticket — (belated) #WildCardWeekend recap
❌ Eagles -6 (-110)
❌ Jaguars +1 (-125)
❌ Steelers +3 (-110)
❌ Parlay all 3 (+556)
Total Profit: -3.75U 😢
No sugar coating it, worst week of the season; have to do better
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🎟 Towelie Ticket – 1/4 Recap
✅ Commanders +4.5
✅ Saints +3.5
❌ Packers +10.5
❌ Parlay all 3
❌ BroncosLay
Net Profit: -0.04U 📉
A few more made offensive plays from GB or DEN and we start the year in the money…
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🎟 Towelie Ticket – 12/28 Recap
❌ Titans +3
✅ Ravens +3.5
✅ Browns +3.5
❌ Parlay all 3
Net Profit: -0.31U 📉
And with a Titans Q4 collapse #Staxmas comes to a disappointing end 😢❄️
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🎟 Towelie Ticket – 12/21 Recap
✅ Titans +3
✅ Vikings -2.5
❌ Texans -13.5
❌ Parlay all 3
Total Profit: +0.37U 📈
Laid way too many points on Houston… I guess the Raiders still have a little life left in them 🙄
#TowelieBetz #NFL #GamblingBluesky #SundayMeatloaf #Staxmas
🎟 Towelie Ticket – 12/14 Recap
❌ Bengals +3
✅ Rams -6
❌ Giants -2.5
❌ Parlay all 3
Total Profit: -1.84U
Really disappointing games by Cincy and New York… guess who’s made the naughty list 📋
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🎟 Towelie Ticket – 12/9 (Belated) Recap
✅ Dolphins-2.5
✅ Titans +3.5
❌ Buccaneers -8.5
❌ Parlay all 3
Total Profit: +0.54U
Tiny flakes turn into big stacks — trust the #Staxmas snowball 🌨️
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🎟 Towelie Ticket – 11/30 (Belated) Recap
❌ Chiefs -3
✅ Bengals +7.5
❌ Falcons -2.5
❌ Parlay all 3
❌ #BroncosLay
Total Profit: -3.07U 📉
Crappy way to end #HarvestSZN 🌾💩
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Towelie Ticket #SundayMeatloaf — Turkey Day Edition 🦃
🏹 Chiefs -3 (-125) – 1.25U
🐅 Bengals +7.5 (-110) – 1U
🐦🔥 Falcons -2.5 (-115) – 0.88U
🔗 Parlay all 3 (+542) – 0.62U
Total Risk: 3.75U
Time to carve out some covers 🔪
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🎟 Towelie Ticket – 11/23 Recap
❌ Saints -2
❌ Cardinals +2.5 (on the hook 🪝)
✅ Rams -7
❌ Parlay all 3
✅ Drake Maye o249.5 Passing Yards
Net Profit: -1.41U
Heaven will have to wait another week… 🪽
#TowelieBetz #NFL #SundayMeatloaf #GamblingBluesky #Week12
Towelie Ticket #SundayMeatloaf Ascension Edition 🤲 #HarvestSZN
⚜️ Saints -2 (-110) – 1.25U
♦️Cardinals +2.5 (-110) – 1U
🐏 Rams -7 (-115) – 0.88U
🔗 Parlay all 3 (+581) – 0.62U
Total Risk: 3.75U
Divine Judgment from the Skis 🎿
#NFL #Week12 #GamblingBluesky #TowelieBetz
🎟 Towelie Ticket – 11/16 Recap
❌ Bengals +5.5
✅ Panthers +4
❌ Commanders +2.5 (on the hook 🪝)
❌ Parlay all 3
Net Profit: -1.36U
Bumbled in the Jungle… 🤕
#TowelieBetz #NFL #SundayMeatloaf #GamblingBluesky #Week11
Towelie Ticket #SundayMeatloaf — Gatto della Giungla Edition 🌴
🐈⬛ Panthers +4 (-110) – 1.25U
🐅 Bengals +5.5 (-110) – 1U
🪖 Commanders +2.5 (-105) – 0.88U
🔗 Parlay all 3 (+611) – 0.62U
Total Risk: 3.75U
I ain’t got time to bleed, just covers
#NFL #Week11 #GamblingBluesky
🎟 Towelie Ticket – 11/9 Recap
✅ Jets +2.5
✅ Rams -5.5
✅ Chargers -2.5
✅ Parlay all 3
Net Profit: +6.71U 📈
Week 10 = Sweep City 🧹
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🐏 ✈️ 2 down
⚡️1 to go
✅ #Jets +2.5
✅ #Rams -5.5
🔮 #Chargers -2.5
#JetUp #CLEvsNYJ
#BoltUp #PITvsLAC
#RamUp #LARvsSF
#TowelieTicket #GamblingBluesky #NFL #Week10 #SundayMeatloaf
✈️ 1 down
⚡️🐏 2 to go
✅ #Jets +2.5
🔮 #Chargers -2.5
🔮 #Rams -5.5
#JetUp #CLEvsNYJ
#BoltUp #PITvsLAC
#RamUp #LARvsSF
#TowelieTicket #NFL #Week10 #SundayMeatloaf #GamblingBluesky
Towelie Ticket #SundayMeatloaf 2: Electric Boogaloo 🧼⚡️
✈️ Jets +2.5 (-115) – 1.25U
🔋 Chargers -2.5 (-120) – 1U
🐏 Rams -5.5 (-115) – 0.88U
🔗 Parlay (+540) – 0.62U
Total Risk: 3.75U
Electric sheep and covers, like tears in rain 🌧️
#NFL #Week10 #GamblingBluesky #HarvestSZN
🎟 Towelie Ticket – 11/2 Recap
✅ Bears -2.5
✅ Rams -14
❌ Chargers -9.5 (blew the loaf 😅)
❌ Parlay all 3
Net Profit: +0.22U 📈
Back at it next week, the sweep in coming 🧹🔜
#TowelieBetz #NFL #SundayMeatloaf #GamblingBluesky #Week9
🌾 Towelie Ticket – Week 9 #SundayMeatloaf
🐻 #Bears -2.5 (-120) – 1.25U
⚡️ #Chargers -9.5 (-115) – 1U
🐏 #Rams -14 (-110) – 0.88U
🔗 Parlay all 3 (+554) – 0.62U
Total Risk: 3.75U
#HarvestSZN hits different when the crop’s pure ⚡️🌾💨
#NFL #TowelieBetz #GamblingBluesky
Been a minute since the oven was on… but we’re back in the kitchen cookin’ voltage
⚡️👨🍳🚬
#TowelieTicket #SundayMeatloaf #Week9 #NFL
🎟 Towelie Ticket – 10/19 (Belated) Recap
❌ Jaguars +3.5
✅ Browns -2.5
❌ Chargers -1.5
❌ Parlay all 3
❌ Kyren Williams ATTD
❌ #BroncosLay
Total Profit: -3.42U 📉
Bro… this #Stacktober run been rough 🍂😅
#TowelieBetz #NFL #GamblingBluesky #SundayMeatloaf #StaySpooky👻
Week 7 #SundayMeatloaf 👨🍳 Bangers & Cash UK Edition
🐆 #Jaguars +3.5 (-120) – 1.25U
🐶 #Browns -2.5 (-120) – 1U
🪫 #Chargers -1.5 (-120) – 0.88U
🔗 #Parlay all 3 (+516) – 0.62U
Total Risk: 3.75U
Tea? Nah mate, we drinking The Juice 🍊💨 Breakfast of Champions 🇬🇧👨🍳
#NFL #ToweliesTicket #GamblingBlueSky
🎟 Towelie Ticket – 10/12 Recap
Not the best showing for our NFC South #underdawgs (or Broncos touchdowns) 😅
✅ Panthers +3
❌ Saints +3.5
❌ Titans +4.5
❌ Parlay all 3
❌ JK Dobbins ATTD
Total Profit: -2.38U 📉
#TowelieBetz #NFL #Week6 #SundayMeatloaf #GamblingBluesky
1 of 2 on the day for the #SundayMeatloaf check-in
#Saints +3.5 ❌ did not TCOB, but if the #Titans +4.5 can 🤞 thanks to a big ol’ #Panthers +3 ✅ outright win we can get back to evenish money today 💰↔️
#KeepPounding
#TitanUp
#WhoDatNotGonnaCover #TowelieTicket #NFL #Week6
Week 6 #SundayMeatloaf Special — the #NFCSouth underDAWGS edition 🐶🍖
🛢️ Titans +4.5 (-115) – 1.25U
🐾 Panthers +3 (-115) – 1U
⚜️ Saints +3.5 (-115) – 0.88U
🔗 Parlay all 3 (+553) – 0.62U
Total risk: 3.75U
Every dog has its day 😤💪💰
#NFL #TowelieTicket #GamblingBlueSky
🔐 The code’s been cracked.
The vault’s open.
Week 6 is LIVE 🔜 8:30 AM ET
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