Why Tellurium Made My Wife Divorce Me

Why Tellurium Made My Wife Divorce Me

#Chemistry #Tellurium #Labhazards #Garlicbreath #Sciencemarriage

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“So needless to say
I’m odds and ends
But I’ll be stumblin’ away
Slowly learnin’ that life is okay
Say after me
It’s no better to be safe than sorry…”
#comics #takeonme #garlicbreath

i just sent a vampire

packing with a smile

and a wink

and no invitation to enter

I paid the price I was prepared

to pay to choose with care

how far that dialog would go

#sinners #noentry #garlicbreath

Garlic harvest with some beets and a backup hound. #garlic #beets #backuphound #lucythedog #harvest #farmtofork #farmtotable #tinyfarm #chrissarandon #chrissarandonfans #garlicbreath

🧄🐈🦊 #NationalGarlicDay #NationalCatLadyDay #WorldJackalDay. Garlic for life, cat ladies unite (Julie, I'm looking at you), and jackals... well, they're just cool, okay? 😺🦊 #GarlicBreath #FelineFanclub #JackalSquad <3 poolnoodle

According to my Pylon calendar, today is Haiku Poetry Day.

More garlic mayo
Chicken kebab, pitta bread
Garlic mingin breath

#InternationalHaikuPoetryDay #HaikuPoetryDay #Haiku
#TakeawayTea #GarlicBreath #PylonCalendar

Mij niet zoenen! #GarlicBreath

Also, it's a good thing I don't have to kiss anyone tonight. #garlicbreath

Great to catch up with @deafpower this eve :) #garlicbreath #chat #handwave