Nickelback’s “Someday;” or, Kroeger’s Syllogism Read my lips: Nickelback’s “Someday” (2003) is not a love song — it’s a campaign promise. In this ode to emotional procrastination and brazen denial, singer-songwriter Chad Kroeger attempts to gasl…

Nickelback’s “Someday” isn’t a love song — it’s a campaign promise. Chad Kroeger isn’t asking her to stay; he’s filibustering until she gives up. 🎸🗳️
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