Poe ‘Vices. RE: I Am Not On The List (But If I Was, It Was For Conservation Purposes) He built an island. He drained a swamp. He rewrote the gospel of guilt into a tax-deductible memoir. And now? He’s been canonised by himself, in his own floating church, under a halo of federal restraint. Behold: Saint of Redaction — Patron of Secrets, Wealth, and Wiggly Truths. Cherubs hold the NDAs. A gator whispers truth. The list has been printed. And no amount of bleach can scrub divine delusion.

They printed the list, Don.
New Poe Vices just dropped.
Saint of Redaction now accepting bribes, blessings, and offshore donations.

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