“A little party never killed anybody, Gatsby-themed bash while the government shuts down and families lose food and healthcare. You do realize someone literally dies because of that party in the book, right? Of course not. You don’t read.” VAGUELY DISAPPOINTED FITZGERALD

We have a special guest literary cameo today: Vaguely Disappointed Fitzgerald.

Orwell warned you about control. Fitzgerald warned you about excess. You didn’t do the reading.
You turned both into party themes.

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