A smiling person walks through an outdoor farmers market wearing a lavender T-shirt with a large, realistic illustration of an eggplant on the front. They’re holding a red tomato, and a rainbow holiday gift bow decorates the top corner. The Your Shirt Is Gay logo appears in the bottom corner. Bright produce stalls fill the background.

The Eggplant Tee: for when you want to say “I’m available” without… saying it. 🍆
Order by Dec. 9 or you’ll be sad, soft, and unseasoned for the holidays.
yourshirtisgay.com

#Eggplant #QueerThirst #YourShirtIsGay #GayShirt #GayChaos #QueerEnergy #HolidayGay #LGBTQ #GayGifts #FarmersMarketDaddy

In honor of #Thanksgiving, join me for a glass of bubbly and a reading of the Thanksgiving chapter from "Unbroken." In this reading, Lincoln unexpectedly brings Jose to Thanksgiving dinner leading to the kind of #gaychaos only the holidays and homophobia can bring.
youtu.be/GJr5zLfMTvI
#blacksky

#TextualHealing #StuffIWishDadSaid #GayHorror #MetalHeadsUnite #EmotionalSupportDaddy #DailyReminder #ZaddyDamage #UnstableIcon #GayChaos #HeavyHomo

Don’t worry, I make worse decisions than you do. In fact, the CDC just classified me as a natural disaster.

Wait… do we even have a CDC anymore?”**

#StuffIWishDadSaid #GayContent #CertifiedDisaster #UnstableIcon #HotMessEnergy #ZaddyDamage #FeralButFunctional #GayChaos #EmotionalSupportDaddy

POV: You're the meat in a power-top sandwich and you're *not* asking for help 😩🍆💦 Caught between @JACOBI_DSP & @AlexTheGr8_xxx and baby… I’m not surviving the night.
#GayChaos #ThreesomeGoals #StuffedLikeABirthdayCake 🎂

trying to get my shit together.
like this cat. like this shirt. like my browser tabs 🐱💩✨

→ yourshirtisgay.com

#queercatvibes #yourshirtisgay #lgbtqhumor #mentalmesswithstyle #gaychaos #catshirtenergy #prideandpanic

The Uncanny X-Men #131 “Run for Your Life” One Girl’s Wild Night Out Becomes a Mutant Felony Record

Emma Frost gets psychically curb-stomped, Kitty gets shot and cradled by Wolverine, and Jean is glowing like a queer disco deity.
It’s Uncanny X-Men #131 and everyone’s losing it.
👠🧠🔥
Read now on Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis
#XMen #GayChaos #MutantMess

#StuffIWishDadSaid #AMA #TextualHealing #BlueskyAfterDark #GayChaos #EmotionalSupportDaddy

Exes, Hexes & Hot Messes – Out Now!

Would you swipe right… or sage the phone?

New episodes are available on Spotify, Apple, or wherever you get your podcasts!

open.spotify.com/episode/5EOU...

#Podcast #DatiingDisasters #LGBTQ #NewEpisode #Millennials #AltPodcasts #SignalBoost #TooMuchTea #Podsky #PodcastToot #GayChaos #QueerPodcast

Going LIVE in 15 minutes with Frankie’s Queer Dance Party!

#TransJoy #GayChaos #QueerJoy #Queer #TransRadioUK

transradoouk.com

🌈 Rainbows everywhere, whether they like it or not! 😏✨ The perfect harmless prank for those who need a little more color in their lives. #StayFabulous #GayChaos #LGBTQHumor #SpreadTheRainbow #Queer #lgbtq #fucktrump #antifa #fuckelonmusk #fuckhomophobes #translivesmatter

I come here for #GayChaos and randomly find two of my favorites. @stabbathachristie.bsky.social and @samanthacash.bsky.social are some of the best and seeing their names makes me smile.

No context needed. #GayChaos

You guys! Ya girl knows how to live large! In NYC with Baking on while doing work. #OnTheRoadWithTheHomo #GayChaos #WaitingForMyFriendNotFromCanada

That moment when new ocs from a video game manifest and dominate your mind. Now you’re sitting there looking over an entire page of notes you’ve written on a whim about their adventure and dynamics with one another.

#bg3 #tav #ocs #writing #writer #whimsy #ripmyotherprojects #gaychaos

On the couch: the wife is doing work, I am watching Parks and Rec. We have not taken down the Christmas tree yet. The #GayAgenda is at work! #GayChaos #AtHomeWithTheHomos