"Girl, I'm elevating your permissions. You now have access to my D:" #GeekPickupLines #LastOneIPromise
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"You say you have a trojan? Hrmm.. Gonna need to take a look at that back door" #GeekPickupLines
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"Damn girl, are you sitting on an F5? Because that ass is refreshing." #GeekPickupLines
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I am Groot #GeekPickUpLines
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"Hey girl, want to come back to the circus where I work and watch me eat the head of a live chicken?" #GeekPickUpLines
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Hey baby...why don't you come and fly MY starship. #Geekpickuplines
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Hey baby...why don't you come and fly MY starship. #Geekpickuplines
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"You are the CSS to my HTML" #geekpickuplines (via @kumarshorav)
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"You are the CSS to my HTML" #geekpickuplines (via @kumarshorav)
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"You are the CSS to my HTML" #geekpickuplines (via @kumarshorav)
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"You are the CSS to my HTML" #geekpickuplines (via @kumarshorav)
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Noticing how bots with infected profiles are programmed to hit trends like #geekpickuplines
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When I told someone I majored in philosophy, he said - in all seriousness - "So, what's your philosophy, bay-bee?" #geekpickuplines
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#geekpickuplines I've got the punched paper tape original of Star Trek on the DPD-10, wanna see it?
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#geekpickuplines let me show you my original ZX-81
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#geekpickuplines I take precautions - I have two virus scanners installed!
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#geekpickuplines can i reformat your underwear?
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#geekpickuplines lets go back to my place and do a mind-meld
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#geekpickuplines I bet you look good in a lycra body-suit
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#geekpickuplines I'm gonna add you to my RSS feed
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#geekpickuplines xyzzy
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#geekpickuplines I'll have my bot autovoice you
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#geekpickuplines baby you can chmode -R 777 anytime
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#geekpickuplines do you want full access to my root?
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#geekpickuplines can i open a port in your firewall?
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#geekpickuplines my dwarf wants to meet your elf
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#geekpickuplines wanna see my 'droid?
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#geekpickuplines can i plug my USB into your hub?
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#geekpickuplines do you want to boldy go where no girl has gone before?
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#geekpickuplines come up to my place and see my collection of punch-cards
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