Reigna to our kid about something: "Now you know."

Me, yelling from my office: "And knowing is half the battle!"

#GenXParent

I survived a 30 minute car ride with two tweens talking over each other about FNAF lore and Italian brainrot. I demand a cookie in recompense. #ParentingGenAlpha #GenXParent #Halp #ItsActuallyGreat #EmbraceTheWeird

Hard to know whether I’m more excited or mortified that we just bought a car to share with our kid… #teendriver #subaruwrx #alaskasubaru #genxparent

Un-Furking-Believable and yet not.
They left out #GenX. AGAIN!!!
@nytimes.com y'all suck.
Oh, and PS - Older Gen Zeds HAAATE being called Zoomers.
Especially the ones raised by a #GenXparent.

Parents of teens: check the blocked numbers in YOUR phone. They block their school. #themoreyouknow #parentinghack #GenXParent #goodluck

As a #GenXparent I think the current US political climate and implications for my kids' and grandkids' futures warrants a history lesson. That said, I'll be using this time to introduce them to punk rock.

Instagram filters are the new VCR clock #genxparent