An important message from Führer Trump:
Mexicans from Puerto Rico are invading our beloved Super Bowl halftime show. It used to be Super, the BEST; now it's only so-so. This #BadBunny attack on my rights cannot stand. 🍊
Credit @jlcauvin
#VeryStableGenius #SuperBowl #AteTheCrayons #GeographyIsHard
#U.S This is #EU
“ #Belgium? That’s like the capital of waffles, right?”
Sure, if waffles came with #NATO, beer bikes, and functioning public transport.
Meanwhile, back in the #U.S., you’re dodging potholes and praying your WiFi holds during a Zoom call.
#BelgiumNotJustWaffles #GeographyIsHard
A cartoon shows a lost American tourist holding a “Welcome to Sydney” map while standing in front of the Vienna Opera House. A kangaroo-crossing sign is crossed out with red spray paint. An unimpressed Austrian in a scarf sips coffee and points to a Mozart statue.
#U.S This is #EU
#AUSTRIA 🇦🇹
“Wait… Austria isn’t in Australia?”
No, Becky. No kangaroos. Just Mozart, high-speed trains, and healthcare that doesn’t bankrupt you.
But hey—go off about how free you are.
#AustriaNotAustralia #EuroRealityCheck #TravelBeforeYouTweet #BlueskyEurope #GeographyIsHard
Where Even is a Kiwi Bird From?
Someone asked me to crochet a kiwi bird, and my first thought was… where even are those from? Google says New Zealand. I say out of my comfort zone. 😂 #KiwiBirdChronicles #CrochetAdventures #GeographyIsHard
LOL. According to The Postimees the next Winter Olympics is in North Korea. http://m.postimees.ee/section/124/3839201 #GeographyIsHard
A NESN commercial about game 3 of this series just said "the Sox look to put a royal beat down in Kansas." #geographyishard