It's morning in Gertcha's bedroom, where she and a friend's OC, a werewolf named Birgitta, are sleeping. Gertcha's a giant goblin, and she's slept on a futon ever since she outgrew her old bed. She's got a hammock in the corner of her room for her guest, but Birgitta is sleeping on her lap instead -- its own advantages as a sleeping place~ Surrounding them are a bunch of things on the floor in Ger's room: a wardrobe, a book with a fire insignia on it, a shark plushie, the head of Birgitta's hammer resting on a blanket, a chest, a suitcase, an overflowing laundry basket, and a walk-in closed with full-length mirror doors. #sizesky #minigiant #minigiantess #giant/tiny #巨大

A werewolf buddy of Gertcha's, Birgitta, sleeping over with her. Ger's got a hammock in the corner of her room, but Ger's lap has its advantages as a sleeping place~

#art #oc #goblin #giantess #werewolf #g/t #gertcha #巨大娘

#BOTD 1940. Remembering singer and muscian Charles "Chas" Hodges. (d.2018) #Gertcha

POV shot from below of Gertcha Belg, a 10-foot/305cm tall buff goblin girl with long red hair, wearing black jeans and a white sweater. She glowers smugly down at the viewer, and her stomach growls. Surrounding her are a couple of trees whose leaves have turned for autumn, and a couple of shops on the street. Mostly cloudy weather, high of 55 Fahrenheit/13 Celsius. #goblingirl #goblinoc #giantgirl

POV: It's lunchtime and you were sitting on a bench looking at your phone, when you notice Gertcha's shadow cast over you. You wouldn't be so unkind as not share lunch with a poor, hungry girl, would you? And remember, it's impolite to not pay for a meal date~
#oc #art #gertcha #giantess #goblin

I've given in to the hype and started taking collagen. Watch this space to see if this cynical late-middle-aged woman has been wrong all these years.

#gertcha

Plenty of pony at West Ham #gertcha

a man with a beard wearing a hat that says come on you spurs ALT: a man with a beard wearing a hat that says come on you spurs

Loads of chas and Dave in ten.
#gertcha #popmaster

The shop of Gertcha Belg, a 10 ft/305cm-tall goblin metalsmith. Gertcha is looming over Esme, a customer with a prominent rat tail, who was inspecting some fireplace tools she made. Gertcha's got a huge, proud smile on her face, but her sheer size is intimidating Esme. Various other doodads Gertcha's made line the walls of the shop, including a shield and a MASSIVE sword. Windows from the doors and a skylight indicate it's sunny out.

A day in Gertcha's shop for her metalwares. The smith's feeling of, "Please buy something, I put a lot of work into my stuff 🙂, " vs. her customer's feeling of, "oh God, if I make her upset, she could break me in half 💦."

#art #oc #gertcha #goblin #g/t #giantess

Gertcha Chas & Dave · The Best of Chas 'n' Dave · Song · 2001

open.spotify.com/track/4WLe67...

#COYS
🎧🎸🎶🍺
#Gertcha

Dutch government collapses after Geert Wilders’ far-right party quits Prime Minister Dick Schoof will carry on in a caretaker role after asylum dispute topples coalition in the Netherlands.

Perhaps unsurprisingly, I'm a big fan of collapsing governments, especially where they're far right fascists.

#Gertcha

www.politico.eu/article/geer...

Cleaning some more of my late dad's 7 inch vinyl collection and come across this little number 😃
#chasndave #gertcha #vinyl #7inchvinyl #vinylcollector #vinylcollection

Gertcha Belg, a gigantic goblin girl, pins a man down on a soft surface with her bosom. Gertcha glowers over him with a powerful, flirty smile; the man looks back up at her with a blush. #art #oc #giantess #goblin #goblingirl #gertcha #sizesky

"Heh, I can feel you wriggle around under me. You have NO idea how cute that is~~"

"...or that it tickles X3"

#art #oc #giantess #goblin #goblingirl #gertcha

Mood

youtu.be/OtYnm4Vwd-E?...

#ChasAndDave
#Gertcha
#Rockney

I suppose I should ‘let it go…’
#Gertcha

Gertcha Belg, a 10-foot tall muscular goblin girl, winks at the camera with her tongue out. She wears a white polo shirt, a pink handkerchief, and a tight blue skirt. Beside her is a lamppost, and behind her stretch some stone buildings and trees. Some tall buildings can be seen behind her in the distance.

Class is in session, and Gertcha's here to teach you right! >:3
(She has never been to college at all, she just wanted to dress like a prep~)

#art #oc #goblin #gertcha #giantess #minigiantess #g/t

Love a bit of Chas And Dave #TOTP #gertcha

Gertcha Belg, a giant goblin, sits on a balcony by the sand trap of a golf course in a huff. In thr background is a course hole and the top portion of an out-of-view golf cart.

Disgruntled gobbo. Gertcha doesn't even like golf; she just walked out onto a course because it was a vast, open space for her to grump around.

#art #oc #gertcha #giantess #goblin

Gertcha Belg, a giant goblin with red hair, lies in the doorway of a building leading onto a foggy street at night, blocking the way out. A man inside frustratedly pushes on her butt trying to get her to move, but to no avail. A speech bubble by her head shows Gertcha smugly looking back at the man behind her chest, one eye open. It's a full moon tonight.

[Goblin blocks the way!]
[Command?]
[> Fight Spell ]
[ Run Item ]

#art #oc #gertcha #giant/tiny #g/t #giantess #goblin #night

#BOTD 1943. Remembering English Musician and Singer 'Chas' Hodges. (d.2018) #ChasAndDave #Gertcha

Gertcha, a big goblin with long ginger hair and a stocky build, sits -- barely -- in the back of a pink jeep. The jeep is driven by a guy in a blue shirt and a purple baseball cap across a dusty dirt road down a field. The driver has a deranged look on his face, and the car is tilting over with two wheels off the ground, a dust cloud behind it. Gertcha braces herself on the side of the car, trying to balance it and herself out. Furiously, she yells to the driver: "Slow down, you psycho! You got a death wish!?"

Gertcha's Bad Rideshare
"Review: 0/5 experience. Deranged driver, unaccommodating, every sharp turn felt like I would fall out of the car. Had to shift my weight around to prevent us from flipping over. Several times."

#art #oc #goblin #gt #gertcha #DRIVE

Looking forward to Spurs on Boxing Day #gertcha #totp

Just been told how to pronounce Kärcher correctly and now I've got a Chas'n'Dave EARWORM #gertcha argh