Cheddar sits, looking up at the camera, licking his lips.

I has turgy
I wants mor
I lik my lips
And den I RAWRR

For I is Cheds
And I needs meats
Or I will pounce
And bite yor feets!

#Cheddarpoetry #Turgy #GibMeNow #IWantsMor #FiggyWantsSumToo #HeCanHabSum #ButIGetsMor #HeJusBaby #IBeBigBoyWarryer

Closeup of Cheddar, with big eyes and a pleading expression

I noes yoo gots sumfing
I noes it gots cheez
Yoo cannot pwetend
Dat I not smell or sees

Yoo gots to hab manners
Yoo noe yoo must share
Now gib me a bite
Cuz dat only be fair

#CheddarPoetry #SharingIsCaring #GibMeNow #Cheez #Nummy #IWantsSum #INotGwabCuzIBeGood #StillNoFin

Cheddar looks slightly towards the right at he licks his lips.

Peppywoni
Sawsij, ham
A peeza luver,
Dat I am

Sum like wif mozza,
Or eben bwee
But peeza bestest
Wen wif me

#CheddarPoetry #PizzaDay #PeezaNummy #WareMyPeeza #GibMeNow #INotForEats #NotShurIfFinCame