How do I politely say "I want you get off your ass and do an actual search and find the fucking documents I've subpoenaed because WE BOTH KNOW THEY EXIST." #AskingForAFriend #Lawyers #GlamorousLawLife
This is why medical record review takes so damn long:
"A complete 14 point review of symptoms was performed and found to be negative with exception to the positives documented." #WTActualF #Lawyer #GlamorousLawLife #ForReal
May I reiterate that medical record processing departments and third party medical record processing companies are THE DEVIL #GlamorousLawLife #LawyeringIsWhyWeDrink
There is never any coffee made when I get to the office in the morning. I feel like this is a hostile work environment. #GlamorousLawLife #Lawyers #CoffeeIsNecessary
A fun drinking game would be to take a shot every time opposing counsel asks if counsel may approach the bench. #GlamorousLawLife
It's getting hot in here... #GlamorousLawLife
When you win, you're a winner. #GlamorousLawLife
Boom! #GlamorousLawLife
And we begin. #GameOn #GlamorousLawLife
Hardest part of trial? The waiting. #GlamorousLawLife