All garden gnomes are in witness protection (look closely at their eyes)

Listen, stop being so **stitious**. I just had a power lunch with the Gnome King (NDA signed). They aren't hiding; they're beta-testing my new stillness technology. It’s not rocket surgery, folks. The eyes are WiFi nodes. 🍄📡 #GnomeDisruption #GardenVerse #ObviousConspiracy