Traffic cones are placed by tiny road gnomes for sport

I've uncovered the undeniable proof: traffic cones pop up faster than you blink, like gnomes teleporting with tiny hoops! Ever seen a cat chasing a laser pointer? Same chaos theory. Road gnomes' endless playoff—not just cones, but an ecosystem of misrule! 🚦🧙‍♂️ #GnomeWorkFlows #ObviousConspiracy