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UK police officer, back to camera, with hi-viz jacket marked "Thought POLICE" & "Unacceptable Behaviour Team".
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Three ladies in Edwardian dresses acost a possibly drunk mand in the street. One is picking his pocket, another steals his pocket watch while a third, the lookout, points toward an approaching policeman. Caption: "The ways of London 'ladies' - A countryman falls among them and is robbed".
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'Fathers' Ted & Dougal protest with home-made placards "Down with this sort of thing" and "Careful now" respectively
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A London hotel bedside table with the drawer open. Instead of the traditional useless gideon garbage, there is a copy of the London A-Z and a book titled "The Complete Book of Knife Fighting."
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A 'tank' made from a wooden cotton bobbin, an elastic band, matches and a slice of candle.
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Sign on garden trellis featuring a big cartoon of a bee: "If we die, we're taking you all with us."
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A mug of cocoa and a book titled "Bedtime Stories for Stressed out Adults: Tales to Soothe Tired Souls"
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A table with 9 rows and 3 columns. First column headed 'Planet:' contains a pictoral representation of each of the 9 (yes 9) planets, second column is headed 'Deaths' and the thord is headed 'Has Birds:' All but one of the 'Deaths:' entries are '0', all but one of the 'Has Birds' reads 'No' Earths Row reads 'Deaths: 120,315,672,896+' and 'Has Birds: Yes'. Powerful evidence that Birds are responsible for all human deaths.
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Book cover with excerpt. Title: "Politically Correct Bedtime Stories: Modern Tales for Our Life and Times" Excerpt: "The wolf said, 'You know, my dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone.' Red Riding Hood said, 'I find your sexist remark offensive in the extreme, but I will ignore it because of your traditional status as an outcast from society, the stress of which has caused you to develop your own, entirely valid, worldview. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must be on my way.'"
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Nineteenth century US newspaper advertisement promoting the use of Sears Roebuck's laudanum - a mixture of opium and alcohol - to soothe a sleepless baby, and also other adult complaints.
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Black and white photo from 1974 of three secretaries in an office typing on manual typewriters with candles on their covers. This was the time of the three-day-weeek when companies had to restrict their electricityusage to three consecutive days per week.
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A sign on a pedestal in a corridor: "Library is closed until opening time".
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A rabbit executes a hunter. The Smithfield Decretals, decorated in London, England, in the 1340s.
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Easter is coming...
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Children's book cover featuring a sad girl with glasses reading a book and a happy-go-lucky f*cktard bouncing around with what those familiar with NHS management call a 'shit-eating grin'. Title "It's Easy To Be Happy When You're Dumb - And Other Sad Truths For Young People."
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Old lady on a street at some kind of battle of the telescopes re-enactment. She's looking through the wrong end of an astronomical telescope.
#GoodnightUK
Government experts say the end is in sight...
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Frankie Howerd gives a two-finger sign as his character Lurcio in the TV series "Up Pompeii".
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Image of the child's toy 'Slinky' "Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for much, but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs."
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Book for children entitled: "You Can't Be An Astronaut! It's Just Not Realistic!" by Joseph Smets
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Graffitti on a concrete wall: "Some people are so poor, all they have is money".
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