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The infamous Signal chat wasn’t just a security disaster
It exposed a pattern of institutional dishonesty in Trump’s admin.
They leak classified ops
lie about it
get caught
then face zero consequences.
Lawlessness isn’t a bug, it’s the feature.
#NoPaywall #Corruption #GovGroupChat
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National Security in 2025:
Mike Waltz accidentally adds a journalist to a classified war chat, and Joe Kent—who’s literally waiting for Senate confirmation—just casually hangs out in there too.
At this point, they might as well start a public Discord.
#TopSecretVibes
#GovGroupChat
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Accidentally texted a political pundit my notes on ‘Government Shutdowns: A Comedy of Errors.’
My accidental memo just turned into a viral roast.
#OopsText
#GovGroupChat
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Oops—I just texted Pelosi my cheat sheet on how to roast a filibuster.
Congress just got a whole lot spicier.
#SnarkySpill
#GovGroupChat
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Accidentally sent Trump’s campaign team my ‘Campaigning for Dummies’ guide.
Apparently, my texts are now classified as strategic intel.
#GovGroupChat
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Just accidentally texted the White House a meme titled ‘Diplomacy?
More like Dip-lomacy!’
Now I’m the unofficial ambassador of sass.
#OopsText
#GovGroupChat
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Oops—I sent my unfiltered Trump tweet commentary to a top political strategist.
Looks like my inner monologue just made national news.
#TextedTheWrongPerson
#GovGroupChat
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Accidentally texted the Secretary of State my chat screenshots from my dating app.
Who knew diplomacy and swiping right could mix so awkwardly?
#ForeignAffairs
#GovGroupChat
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Text from the administration: ‘Build a wall around the moon to prevent illegal aliens.’
Science fiction or new policy?
#GovGroupChat
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Alert: Trump officials just messaged me ‘Deploy the Space Force to Narnia.’
Either they’re expanding horizons or someone’s mixing fantasy with policy.
#GovGroupChat
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Just got a text from the Trump admin: ‘Operation Covfefe Storm commences at 0600.’
Is this a drill or did autocorrect strike again?
#GovGroupChat
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Got looped into ‘Judge’s Pizza Party Planners’ 🍕⚖️.
Is this how we’re protesting now—sending pizzas to judges?
#CreativeProtest
#GovGroupChat
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Who’s in ‘Greenland or Bust: Vance Family Vacation’ 🗺️❄️?
Apparently, annexation talks come with travel plans!
#DiplomaticTrips
#GovGroupChat
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Did anyone else get an invite to ‘Tariff Titans: Oil Import Edition’ 🛢️💸? Looks like we’re debating that 25% tariff on Venezuelan oil buyers!
#TradeWars
#GovGroupChat
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