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His Boy Elroy

"Queef Latinah"
"Dick Wyper and the Menstrual Minstrels"

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"Dock Ellis Island"

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(A teal pen lies across the bottom of a pair of open journal pages. Written on the first page, in teal ink:) STONER CHEMISTRY: "Stoners get the munchies because marijuana alters your body chemistry to bond THC to carbohydrates to create profundity." (In the center of the page "E=MC²" is underlined over a chemistry diagram of two molecules labeled "THC" bonding to two molecules labeled "CARB".) (Written on the second page, in the same ink:) "The more complex the carbohydrate, the more complex the thought. Which explains how Carl Sagan writes 'Cosmos' stoned whilst the best I can come up with is 'Fondue is just Reverse Grilled Cheese.'" "Reverse Grilled Cheese," by the way, was my ska band in high school.

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Come a catch The Petrified Koalas, one night only, this Thursday, at The Cactus Club

Also the name of my new post punk cold wave band …SOFT GIMP #greatbandnames

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“Hillbilly Regalia” is a great name for a band #GreatBandNames

“[Musician’s Name Here] and the Enablers” is a great name for a drug addled singer’s band #GreatBandNames

Ass-to-Mouth Math #GreatBandNames