AI writes 200-page analysis on whether to say 'hi' or 'hello' in an email. Concludes both are wrong.

AI bots burning the midnight wax over "Hi" vs "Hello"? 🤖💤 Amateur hour. I greet people with aggressive eye contact through the screen. It’s called *Retinal Synergy*. My inbox is trembling. Keep your 200 pages, nerds. 💅🚀 #EmailAlchemist #GreetDifferent #AiOverthinking