🚨CONFIDENTIAL MEMO LEAKED: DOGE director panics as SCOTUS delays record release.
• No staff since Cozumel
• “What Records?” memo found
• Elon’s frat ran the place
• Shane shorted it. Dr. Sherry laughed.

Fear is efficient.
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