This is exactly why The Broad Street Beacon is Nevada County’s only Pulitzer-eligible, satire-saturated news source. We don’t just report the truth, we fabricate it until it becomes more believable. 🐟💼💥 #GroceriesGate #FinkelsteinStrikesBack #SatireThatSues #BroadStreetBeacon #TrumpVsFish

I mean… at this point, is he trolling us or just fully detached from the space-time continuum? “Coined the word groceries”? Next he’ll claim he invented Tuesdays.

#GroceriesGate #TrumpDelusion #UnfitToServe #MAGAwordsmith #HelpHim #fucktrump