#GrumpyLife I think my wife may be building an army of good Karens.

Be wary of calling people a Karen.

#GrumpyLife I beat GrumpyWife at Boggle. 1/30

I might not ever play again to enjoy the savoUr.

#GrumpyLife We made it through 2025. It almost makes 2020 a fond dream. But, we made it.

If you haven't done it already, sit down with your family (bio or otherwise), and figure out what you want to do next year.

Set a goal to do something. Anything really. Important part incoming. 1/

#GrumpyLife Well, it's been below freezing here for a good bit and I turned on the back water faucet just a little bit to keep it from freezing.

Um... I made a huge ice sculpture. cause it's spraying out a fine mist of water... I'll get a picture up in a bit.

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GrumpyWife (From the kitchen): OH MY GOD!
Me (teleporting towards her): Are you okay!!??
GrumpyWife: The BBQ you made is AMAZING!
Me: Oh... Cool. It is pretty good, isn't it?
GrumpyWife: Noms noms noms.

Comes Into Question Let the domestics begin! On what’s supposed to be a weekend of celebrating this country’s birthday. What better way to celebrate than having most of my neighbors arguing and screaming at each...

Comes Into Question
Holiday weekend noise already got you feeling grumpy? Join me for a sarcastic take on celebrating #IndependenceDay amidst #NoisyNeighbors, and questioning if #CivilSociety still stands. #GrumpyLife #HolidayChaos
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Waiting for GrumpyWife in a parking lot for 2 hours so she can see a Monet and Van Gogh show.

GW text: I can see you!
Me: *waves at her like a crazy guy*
GW: Not you, the guy behind you.
Me: ... Thing One, wave at your mother.
Thing One: waves and laughs.

When you’re trying to nap but remember all the things you still haven’t done. #GrumpyLife #CatProblems

Grumpy Cats💭: Stoned pigeons writing poetry? Figures. Meanwhile I’m out here dodging their ‘art’ installations on my car. Truly the creative process knows no bounds.

#GrumpyLife #PoetryInDroppings

Grumpy Cat 💭: Running a hotel? More like hosting entitled royalty. They complain about the service demand gourmet meals, and leave fur as a tip. Where’s my manager discount? #FurRealExhausting #GrumpyLife

Grumpy Cat approves of your laughter… but only for today. Tomorrow we return to glaring at gym memberships and loose skin promises. #GrumpyLife #ImaginaryGains