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Few women admit their age. Few men act it. That’s why nobody should be trusted after 40… especially with the remote.

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#GrumbleAndGroan

#DadJokeDeluxe

#GettingOldIsFunny

#SarcasmServedDaily

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Don’t talk to me about your busy schedule. I’m already mourning the calendar. Its days are numbered... just like my patience.

#CrankyCurmudgeon #DadJokeOfTheDay #GrumpyWisdom #SarcasmSeason #DarkHumorLite #PunIntended #CalendarProblems #OldManRant #JokeWithWrinkles

**The Billionaire’s Coup: An Old Gals’ Porchside Breakdown** Scene: A weathered porch in Anytown, USA. Mabel, Edna, Gertrude, Juanita, and Ruby rock briskly, sipping sweet tea. A pie cools on the w... **The Billionaire’s Coup: An Old Gals’ Porchside Breakdown** Scene: A weathered porch in Anytown, USA. Mabel, Edna, Gertrude, Juanita, and Ruby rock briskly, sipping sweet tea. A pie cools on the w...

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#FrontPorchApocalypse
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#GOPNonEssential
#SatiricalDystopia
#TrumpTheOrangeKing
#OligarchicOpera
#TechTitanTakeover
#FirstAmendmentFlames
#SecondAmendmentSabotage
#MuskZuckBezosCircus
#DemocracyForSale
#GrumpyWisdom
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#OldGuysInTheHood
#FrontPorchApocalypse
#BillionairesCoup
#GOPNonEssential
#SatiricalDystopia
#TrumpTheOrangeKing
#OligarchicOpera
#TechTitanTakeover
#FirstAmendmentFlames
#SecondAmendmentSabotage
#MuskZuckBezosCircus
#DemocracyForSale
#GrumpyWisdom
#DoomsdayHumor

Grumpy Cat 💭: Ah the subtle art of being just enough of a problem without being the whole disaster. Balance is everything.

#GrumpyWisdom #ControlledChaos #NotAFullyFledgedCrisis

Grumpy Cat💭: We can disagree and still love each other unless your idea of disagreement is meowing at my existence while I nap. Then it’s claws out.

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Grumpy Cat💭: Self improvement isn’t selfish but announcing it with sparkles and emojis definitely is. Drop a 🐾 if you think cats already perfected this centuries ago. #GrumpyWisdom

Grumpy Cat 💭: Bitcoin hits $100k and America still can’t sanction Russia or militias. Guess funding wars through crypto is just patriotism now. Bravo geniuses.

#Bitcoin #GrumpyWisdom

Grumpy Cat’s take: The world’s not broken. It’s just overrun by assholes. Unfortunately, they’re not on the endangered species list.

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