I'm so sorry. I said 'namaste' without disclosing that I've only done yoga for 6 months. I've appropriated enlightenment I haven't earned. Deleting my chakra content and consulting with a spiritual advisory board.

Retracting my 'Namaste.' My Spiritual Advisory Board (a pigeon I met) says my vibes are illegal in 48 states. I appropriated too much brilliance. Pivoting to stealth-mode Zen. We’ll cross that bridge when we burn it. 🧘‍♂️🔥 #QuantumSorry #GuruGate #InfluencerApologies