a man in a red shirt and blue jacket is standing in front of a restaurant . ALT: a man in a red shirt and blue jacket is standing in front of a restaurant .

I don’t know what’s more “cringe”.. everything everybody has ever done in life or the pit stain & cheeto farts I’ve accumulated into my own stink pit; a.k.a. My parent’s basement; a.k.a. My bedroom; a.k.a. What I tell everybody on the 90’s PC message boards is my “Studio Apartment.” #HowDelusional 🤓

a cartoon of homer simpson asking where is his girlfriend ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson asking where is his girlfriend

Yes…it’s true. This account is loosely based on my real life. #HowCringe #WHOmakesTHINGSbasedOFFofTHINGS #NOBODYwritesABOUTthemselvesORtheirOWNlives #HOWDELUSIONAL #WHERESmyMOMMY #BASEMENTlife #SorryNotSorry #IncelsDontLikeAnythingOtherThanTheirOwnDirtyDrawers #HowCringeThatAnythingEverHappens #DUHH