A Google search revealing Slim Jim’s "full name" as Slimothy James, suggesting this meat stick has both a last name and irresistible charm.

Snap into it? Oh, Slimothy, I already have. 😏

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Has anyone out there got an LOL abbreviation that means both "I have a stress-induced eye twitch" and "my uncontrollable response is the heehee of hysteria you make when you witness insanity" that I can start ending my texts with?

#MillennialProblems
#StressButMakeItFunny #HahaHelp #ThisIsFine