The Sheikh's Favourite Drink | HALAL JOKE
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Cookies while fasting | RAMADAN JOKE
During Ramadan, if you accept cookies on a website, does that break your fast?
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The Muslim Mosquito | HALAL JOKE
Ana: "What do you call a fly going to the mosque?"
Aunty Aleem: "I don’t know, what do you call a fly going to the mosque?"
Ana: "A Mosqueto!"
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The Stressed Muslim | HALAL JOKE
Aunty Aleem: What do you do when you feel stressed?
Ana: I go to the mosque.
Aunty Aleem: Oh good…so you go to pray?
Ana: No…I mix-up all the shoes and then watch people get really stressed…and my stress goes away!
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The Muslim Cow | HALAL JOKE
ANA: “What do you call a cow going to the Mosque?”
ALEEM: “I don’t know, what do you call a cow going to the Mosque?”
ANA: “A MooooSlim!”
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The Muslim Pepper | HALAL JOKE
Aunty Aleem: "What do you call a Muslim Pepper?"
Ana: "A HALALPeno!"
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The WA's Nap | HALAL JOKE
Why did the WA take a nap?
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The Muslim Wolf | HALAL JOKE
You’ve heard the story of the big bad wolf and the three little pigs, right? Well… turns out there’s a plot twist they didn’t tell you in school. What happens when the wolf finds Islam… and the pigs find peace?
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The Muslim Doctor | HALAL JOKE 😂
What do you call a Muslim doctor giving a jab?
👉 A HeJab! 🧕💉
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Eid Joke
Maryam had a little lamb. Eid Mubarak!
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The Muslim Beard | HALAL JOKE
Do all Muslims need to have a beard?
No, not the women and not the babies 😂
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HALAL JOKE | “Interest is haram!”
Teacher: "Why don't you take INTEREST in studies?"
Student: "INTEREST is haram!"
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The Halal Jokes Show | Episode 1
What did the Halal Lettuce say to the Halal Cucumber?
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Ramadan Joke
During Ramadan, if you accept cookies on a website, does that break your fast?
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