Q. What's a ghost's favourite part of a lady?

A. Her booooooobs.

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If you're ever in a haunted house and you look down gloomy dark hallway and you see nothing. That's because the ghost is clear.™️©️ #HalloweenJoke

Why are skeletons always afraid? 💀😬🦴

Because they have no guts!

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Finding lots of candy in a house VS finding lots of candy in a van:
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I created this funny little Halloween Knock Knock joke, enjoy! #halloweenjoke #halloween #knockknockjoke #kidshalloween #kidsknockknockjoke #halloweenillustration

What do you call a ghost’s hairdo?

-a BOOffant

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