Happy Halloween from a damp and dark Paisley! 👻
Here's my contribution to the spooky season:
What do you call a witch's garage?
...A broom closet.
I'll see myself out.
#Halloween #Scotland #DadJokes #HalloweenJokes
A movie screenshot of a group of 6 kids walking side by side away from the camera into the sunset, with Frankenstein’s monster walking in the middle. A beagle is with them too. Text on the slide says “What is a monster’s favorite pet?”
October 30 (Halloween Eve!!) Guess the punchline and/or movie! 🎃🎃🎃 #halloween #spooktober #halloweenjokes
Vine is not dead in my heart #vine #dadjokes #jokes #funny #yourewelcomeinternet #halloween #halloweenjokes #spoopy #tiktok #short #reel
Parents, gaurdians and siblings, check your Halloween candy
I found a bunch of draft chaff
Dont let your kids eat unplayable 5+ mana vanilla creatures, even though that sounds delicious
#mtg #jokes #halloween #halloweenjokes #mtgcommunity #magicthegathering
A black and white movie screenshot of a boy running along a hilly path near a miniature windmill and miniature castle. Text on the slide says “Why are graveyards so noisy?”
October 21 🪦☠️🪦 #halloweenjokes #spookyszn #october
These jokes are deadly! #halloween #dadjokes #funny #halloweenjokes #yourewelcomeinternet #tiktok #short #reel
What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?
Wasabi!
Mr. Goodwick promises to keep you laughing with only the best cheesy jokes around!
#adoptdontshop #adoptme #halloweenjokes #dog #dallas #dfw
A screenshot from a black and white movie showing a decayed corpse laying down holding an ornate box on its chest. Text on the slide says “How does Frankenstein’s monster get around on Halloween night?”
October 16! Guess the punchline and/or movie screenshot ☠️🎃☠️ #spooktober #halloweenjokes #monstermash
A movie screenshot of a gothic castle on a craggy mountain with two moons visible in the sky. Text on the slide says “What should you get a witch on her birthday?”
October 14! 🧙🏻♀️🏰🌕 #halloweenjokes #guessthemovie #octoberfun
How did Dracula pay for his dental bill?
He used his Monstercard. 🧛♂️💳🎃
#BlskyHalloween #Halloween #BlskyJoke #FunnyGags #lol #HalloweenJokes #TrickOrTreat #BlueskyJokes
A movie screenshot of two twin girls looking ahead at an older woman looking shocked. Text on the screen says “Why don’t witches like coffee shops?”
October 12 🧙🏻♀️🧙🏻♀️🧙🏻♀️Guess the punchline and/or movie! #spooktober #halloweenjokes #fall
A movie screenshot of a young boy sitting on top of a wooden casket that’s floating in the water while an adult man looks at him from the shore. Text on the image says “What is a vampire’s favorite Halloween candy?”
Happy Friday! Guess the punchline and/or movie screenshot for October 10: #halloweenjokes #spookyseason👻 #october #disneychanneloriginalmovie
A movie screenshot of a blond woman looking toward the far end of a parking garage where a man in a black trench coat is standing and looking at her. Text on the image says “Why did the scarecrow decline dessert?”
October 9! Guess the punchline and/or movie screenshot 💀💀💀 #october #halloweenjokes #guessthemovie
A movie screenshot showing a large UFO floating just above a forest. Text on the screenshot says “What do sea monsters war for dinner?”
October 7! Guess the punchline and/or movie screenshot 🎃💀🕷️👽🧟♀️ #halloweenjokes #moviescreenshot #bestseason #october
A movie screenshot of a woman running from a man in a skeleton costume who is trying to stab her in the back. The woman also has blood on the stomach area of her clothing.
October 5! Guess the punchline and/or movie screenshot! 💀🎃👻 #october #halloweenjokes #spookyseason #sundayfunday
Where do animals that don't make it through natural selection go?
The Ghoulapagos Islands
Sorry, I'll show myself out 😆
Happy October!
#darwin
#darwinjoke
#joke
#funny
#halloweenjokes
#jokes
#jokewriting
#writingcommunity
#writers
#indie
#indieauthor
#ghosts
#ghouls
Why did the ghost go to therapy? To work on its 'boo' issues.
#LGBTQHumor #PNWLife #FoggyJackLive #HalloweenJokes #SpookySeason
I'll tell you what's scary, if bad things happen in politics #halloween #jokes #halloweenjokes #politics #politicaljokes #humor #politicalhumor #electionday #donaldtrump #kamalaharris #election2024
"Why couldn't the zombie get a date?
Because he was always falling to pieces!
punnypeak.com/zombie-puns/
#ZombieHumor
#UndeadLaughs
#PunIntended
#HalloweenJokes
#ZombieLife
#HorrorComedy
#DeadFunny
#BrainsOverBrawn
#ApocalypseHumor
#ZombieLove
#PunnyPeak"
Q: Why was the ghost a terrible R&B singer?
A: Because he was soulless
#HalloweenJokes
Q: Why was the mummy sad?
A: His rap didn't rhyme
#HalloweenJokes
Q: Why was the pill always cold?
A: It was a chill pill
#HalloweenJokes
