#McPresident #McPedo #MayorMcCheese #Hamburglar #DoYouWantFriesWithThat #KetchupOnTheWalls #HideTheKetchup #FIFAPeaceAward
Image of Donald Trump wearing a military uniform adorned with medals of McDonald's-like characters.
This is *spectacular*!
#McPresident #McPedo #MayorMcCheese #Hamburglar #DoYouWantFriesWithThat #KetchupOnTheWalls #HideTheKetchup #FIFAPeaceAward
In spec evo, there's a concept known as the "seed planet", a thought experiment where a planet capable of hosting life (usually from earth biology) is "seeded" with a few select organisms (and other starting conditions), and potential evolutionary-timescale outcomes of this are then speculated upon. For instance, what if there was a planet that was basically Earth as we know it except there's no vertebrates, and then someone adds a bunch of ducks? What niches would the ducks diversify into? Would any of them evolve into cool megafauna? Avian moles? Duckwhales? Interesting. But not what I'm doing here today. Many of you will say that I was so preoccupied with the starting assumption that McDonaldland characters are species rather than individuals that I didn't stop to think if I should, and I agree. Anyway this is my seed world - "McDonaldland" - about 50 million years after a terraformed earthlike world was seeded with classic McDonaldland characters for an advertising stunt, part of a promotional tie-in with a movie about alien planets or something (records from this era are spotty at best). This stunt directly led to increased sales of McDonald's products for many Earth-years, but once the promotion was over the planet was filed away and forgotten about for around 50 million years. We've got a towering therizinobirdie having a snack, a bunch of western lowland gorilmaces hanging out on a nice warm rock, and some apex predator descendents of fry kids fighting over a burgersnake, which we can tell is unhappy to be considered a meal. A trio of hamburlugos glide among the treetops, eyeing up the other burgersnakes as they slither away. Sadly, none of the lineages descending from clowns made it this far. McScientists documenting this ecosystem after its rediscovery by McDonald's archivists are intrigued to note the example of convergent evolution on display with the "sentient hamburger" seed-species evolving into snakes. Anacondas and buns, together at last.
Hello again spec evo enthusiasts! Here's a "seed world" scenario where a planet is terraformed for McDonaldland characters to inhabit for a promotional stunt, after which McDonald's abandons the planet for 50 million years.
#specevo #seedworld #seedplanet #mcdonalds #grimace #hamburglar #aliens
Photo of the two unhealthiest people in the current administration
McRib? More like McMid.
#Mcdonalds #Mcrib #RonaldMcdonald #playland #mcnugget #shamrockshake #grimace #hamburglar #hezbollah #badabuhbuhbuhbb #lovinit #notlovinthemcrobthough
#McPresident is the #Hamburglar
The resemblance is striking.
Former #Infowars reporter #Hamburglar Dan Bidondi talked to the #Grok #AI #Waifu girlfriend about #SkinwalkerRanch and it was... well it was sure something.
youtu.be/Bd4SP9NpQ4E
5 Awesome Things on eBay this week- Tarzan’s ladder, bag o’ bones, Bicentennial merchandise, the Superfriends and the Hamburglar watches you sleep!
#eBay #sponsored #hamburglar
plaidstallions.com/reboot/5-awe...
Brand New Supercut Available On The Channel
youtu.be/NFxMWAe15OY
#fnaf #fnafxfangames #gamejoltfnaf #gamejolt #fivenightsatfreddys #i4NiX3NOK1LL3R16 #mactonight #mayormccheese #grimace #ronaldmcdonald #supercut #compilation #fivenightswithmactonighthalloweenspecial #hamburglar #birdie #Speedee
Vintage McDonald’s Toy Spotlight: The Hamburglar Plush 🍔 #hamburglar #mcdonalds #adultcollector youtu.be/XlG-kjPhJkU
#mailorderbride #fashiondisaster #firstlady #fascism #patriot #redhat #authoritarianism #hamburglar #hotmessexpress
Number 106 brings us to when Two Thangs left Seattle and moved across the country to Boston. This was my first east coast 2T painting and what a great one it is. #hamburglar and #saddamhussien
I just "ran" a #5K dressed like the #hamburglar. #saintsrun2025
This Fisher Price Little People McDonald's Playset came out long after I was a kid, but man, is it cool! I especially need that little Hamburglar? More info here: bit.ly/41nhU5p
#fisherpricelittlepeople #mcdonalds #hamburglar
Since McDonald's brought back mcdonaldland, it want it to stay and never go away, McDonald's seriously needs this! their boring without them! Share your core memories of mcdonaldland!
#McDonaldlandForever #mcdonalds #ronaldmcdonald #grimace #hamburglar #birdietheearlybird
The ONLY medals he’s ever really earned. And even then, that Big #Hamburglar he stole from Ronald.
Ronald McDonald, Grimace, Hamburglar, Birdie the Early Bird in cartoon form
mcdonaldland friends 🍔
#illustration #grimace #cartoon #art #characterdesign #fanart #indie #artsky #mcdonalds #hamburglar
McMajor throwback! Grimace, Hamburglar, and Mayor McCheese just RSVP’d to your lunch break. #McDonalds #McDonaldland #Grimace #Birdie #Hamburglar #PacSun #Collectibles community.designtaxi.com/topic/15430-...
i got these for half-off which is still way too much, so i decided to return them and i was so very sad.
i decided ima keep them because really - what in the actual ufck? these are amazing #hamburglar #McCrocs #McDonaldsfounderwasRayCroc #coincidenceorconspiracy #thisiswhyiwork #icantbetrusted
Hamburglar fanart!
#hamburglar #mcds #McDonald's #smallartist #animestyle
The Hamburglar is probably my favorite McDonald's character.
#toys #funko #mcdonalds #hamburglar
There's hashtags on that ad.
#hamburglar
I'm sticking with the first theory. The whole Latin "burgus" explanation sounds like a cover-up invented by Big Burger to distract us from the truth. What else are they hiding? 🤔
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4WY...
#voiceover #comicdub #burglar #burger #hamburglar
If this was coming towards my stopped car I would get the f*** out of there #mcdonalds #hamburglar