Hope they had fun 😂
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I used to have a bud who called me a "weirdo" for unbuttoning my coat to piss at urinals. But then I found out that he always took his pants ALL THE WAY off to shit, and not just at home. And I'm the weirdo? 🖕 | "...FUCKING SNOTRAGS!!!" | #HappyVD #ValentinesDay | UzheNet.com
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At least mary jane isn't a...whatever. Tired of the wrong person at the wrong time every time. The microwave's working again. I don't know what I did. Probly got radiation, and lead poisoning. Everything hurts. #happyvd
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Is there some sort of #holiday today?
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Anyway, DONALD #TRUMP IS IN THE #EPSTEIN FILES BECAUSE HE MESSED AROUND WITH LITTLE GIRLS!
Don't get distracted.
#epsteinlist #epsteinfiles #pedotrump #happyvd
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Close up of a woman’s fingers. Her nails are taupe with subtle hearts
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I feel like there should be at least one massacre today.
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Happy Valentines Day y’all.
Please remember to incorporate your animal sacrifices, matchmaking and blood violence responsibly throughout the day. #HappyValentinesDay #HappyVD #Valentines 💜💙💕🥰😊😍😘❤️💗🖤💛💖💞💚❣️👩❤️👨😽🤟💝💘🧡😻💓💌💏👩❤️💋👩💟👩❤️💋👨💑👩❤️👩👨❤️👨👨❤️💋👨🏩🫶🤍🤎💒❤️🔥❤️🩹☺️
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Cupid: "So, I got this bow and arrow."
Me: "yeah."
Cupid: "..and I shoot people right through their hearts."
Me: "...that's first-degree murder."
Cupid: "I'm still workshopping it."
#HappyVD
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Bad Luck Brian meme: FOR VALENTINE'S DAY, WISHED EVERYONE A HAPPY VD
Don't do this...
FOR VALENTINE'S DAY...
WISHED EVERYONE A HAPPY VD
#valentinesday #meme #badluckbrian #happyvd
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Roses are red, and violets are blue. Love is just the chemical reaction to pheromones. Noradrenaline stimulates adrenaline production, causing that racing heart and sweaty palms; dopamine, the feel-good chemical; and phenylethylamine that is released when we're near our object of lust. #HappyVD
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I don't fault restaurants for trying to make a little profit during their slowest time of the year, but there is a flinching pathos to watching nearly every eatery I know trying to brand themselves with Valentine’s Day. It is the antithesis of romance. #happyvd
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What's your favorite venereal disease? #HappyVD
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A dude I went out with 3 times a few months ago just walked by with his new girlfriend. There's not enough vodka in this coffee. #HappyVD
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Need some tunes to set a romantic mood tonight? I’ll be playing this on repeat.
https://open.spotify.com/track/7Hj2D61IPaPICdGBXFj0cU #ValentinesDay #HappyVD
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