Snooker is the sporting version of easy listening.

No crowd noise, not much nationalism, no politics, no obvious heels like “Man City” Rengers or #HeelDjokovic to hate-watch. Just some middle-aged guys in waistcoats strolling round a table looking confused. Perfect background telly. #MastersSnooker

Ok both these matches are class now tbf ngl. #Wimbledon #HeelDjokovic

BBC article on Novak Djokovic’s (latest) run-in with someone. This time it’s Channel 9 during the Australian Open: ‘Speaking in a news conference afterwards, Djokovic clarified his reasons for swerving the usual on-court interview with four-time major winner Jim Courier. He referred to the actions of Channel 9 newsreader Tony Jones, who shouted "Novak, he's overrated, Novak's a has-been, Novak kick him out" towards Djokovic fans while live on camera on Friday. "A couple days ago the famous sports journalist who works for official broadcaster Channel 9 here in Australia made a mockery of Serbian fans and also made insulting and offensive comments towards me," Djokovic said. "And since then, he chose not to issue any public apology. Neither did Channel 9. "So since they're official broadcasters, I chose not to give interviews for Channel 9. I have nothing against Jim Courier or the Australian public. "It was a very awkward situation for me."’

Amazed he’s had time to win all those Grand Slams, between square-going randoms and sprinting away in terror from vaccinated folk. #HeelDjokovic

Screenshot of BBC Sport push notification: “Novak Djokovic laments ‘some of the worst tennis I have ever played’ after crashing out of US Open in third round”

Finally, some good news. 🥲 #HeelDjokovic

An angry old man tries to punch thin air in his rage.

Hilarious watching John McEnroe go on an unhinged rant on the BBC asking why people boo Djokovic, who was already detested for his aggressiveness on court years before he became an anti-vax nut. #PleaseRetire #HeelDjokovic

Tennis player (and terrible human being) Novak Djokovic loses 6-4 1-6 6-4 to Casper Ruud at the Monte Carlo Masters, and remarks that he is “not having a great season at all”.

Anyway it’s not all bad news eh. #HeelDjokovic