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Made a pervy edit... It's all from shows that aired on TV, so I'd say it's a little classy....
Starts off with a slightly hesitant Jesse in the RV, ends up with him much more into it
later, and riding Walt

🎧⚠️USE HEADPHONES, THERE'S MOANING⚠️🎧

#WaltJesse #Heisenbitch

This would be the shit I would do if I was making a show

Me: "Yeah, just... get your fingers in his mouth. More of them. Yeah ok."

Offering - Chapter 1 - tenuous - Breaking Bad [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I read the best #WaltJesse #Heisenbitch fic I’ve EVER read yesterday

Fake Dating, Bad Guys Made Them Do It, Infidelity….
And it has a companion fic from Jesse’s POV too!!! Not sure I’ll find one I love more than these two fics tbh

NO BECAUSE WHAT IS THIS GAY ASS DELETED SCENE
WHAT WHAT AAAAAA
OH MY GOD I FEEL LIKE I'M IN HEAVEN WHERE ALL MY YAOI DREAMS HAVE COME TRUUUUUUE

#WALTJESSE #HEISENBITCH

Finding out Bryan Cranston was on a show called "Crisis Counselor" in 1982 where he plays "a man who is hiding an important secret from his pregnant wife" and then the reveal is that he's bisexual and they even SAY the word bisexual
AMAZING
I'm already spinning #WaltJesse #Heisenbitch AUs from this

#WaltJesse #Heisenbitch

I'm gonna have to make a supercut at the end of all the series just for my own amusement because I'M LOSING MY MIND

I'm going feral i'm chewing the walls i'm finding all of this stuff on the s2 DVDs I'm LITERALLY HYPERVENTILATING

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#WaltJesse #Heisenbitch

S3e7

Holy shit
Holy fuck
Hank holy fuck

Okay so poor Jesse but also that rant at walt is the stuff shippers dreams are made of 🤩

A drawing of Walter White and Jesse Pinkman from "Breaking Bad". They're drawn in a vaguely Dreamworks/Disney sort of style, with loose pencil like lines and shading. They're in the RV from the show, warm glow of sunset light coming in the side of the slatted window shades. Walt is wearing only his green apron, and it's pulled to the side to reveal he's totally naked. He has Jesse perched up on the counter, hanging half into the sink. Jesse is wearing only his knitted hat, and jerks off onto his stomach as Walt fucks him in the ass. Walt is fucking him while standing beside the counter. Walt grips Jesse's shoulder and looks serious. His other hand hangs loose, holding a respirator mask. His wedding ring and casio watch are worn on that arm. A freshly made tray of sparkly blue meth sits on the counter in the foreground. Jesse looks vaguely annoyed/bored despite his recent orgasm.

#WaltJesse #Heisenbitch #MyArt

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A drawing of Walter White and Jesse Pinkman from "Breaking Bad". They're drawn in a vaguely Dreamworks/Disney sort of style, with loose pencil like lines and shading. They're in the RV from the show, warm glow of sunset light coming in the side of the slatted window shades. Walt is wearing only his green apron, and it's pulled to the side to reveal he's totally naked. He has Jesse perched up on the counter, hanging half into the sink. Jesse is wearing only his knitted hat, and jerks off onto his stomach as Walt fucks him in the ass. Walt is fucking him while standing beside the counter. Walt grips Jesse's shoulder and looks serious. His other hand hangs loose, holding a respirator mask. His wedding ring and casio watch are worn on that arm. A freshly made tray of sparkly blue meth sits on the counter in the foreground. Jesse looks vaguely annoyed/bored despite his recent orgasm. He says "Yo, Mr. White, are you gonna expect this every time we cook? 'Cause I know I have a sweet ass, but I got places to be, man."

#WaltJesse #Heisenbitch #MyArt

After a long day of cooking, Walt needs to get some of his daily stresses out.
Jesse is fine with it, but he's also a busy guy...

Jesse holds a glass container and yells at Walt "How gay are you, seriously?"

Jesse smokes a cigarette against a wall talking to his girlfriend, Jane. He says: "I mean, he's my partner."

A continuation of the last image. Jane replies, "I'm your partner." as she walks away.

Walt and Mr. Margolis sit at the bar, Walt with his head in one hand. They both have beers. Walt says "I've got this... nephew..."

#SageWatchesBreakingBad
#WaltJesse #Heisenbitch

But also
Shipper goggles aside, the way they play with the weirdass codependent toxic connection between Walt and Jesse is SOOOOO satisfying and unsettling

A red carpet shot of Bryan Cranston, Aaron Paul, and Anna Gunn accepting awards at some event. The men are in tuxedos, and Anna is in a pretty sparkly dress. They are all kissing eachother.

A red carpet shot of Aaron Paul, and Anna Gunn accepting awards at some event. Aaron wears a tuxedo, and Anna is in a pretty sparkly dress. They are kissing eachother on the mouth.

Different angle of the first image. A red carpet shot of Bryan Cranston, Aaron Paul, and Anna Gunn accepting awards at some event. The men are in tuxedos, and Anna is in a pretty sparkly dress. They are all kissing eachother.

A red carpet shot of Bryan Cranston, Aaron Paul, and Anna Gunn accepting awards at some event. The men are in tuxedos, and Anna is in a pretty sparkly dress. Anna leans in to kiss Aaron on the mouth, while Bryan stands to the side grinning. Anna's hand is around Bryan's arm. They're all clutching awards.

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Okayyyy so like
I made a noise that was only audible to dogs i think

I'm super picky about OT3s and most of them the idea squicks me
HOWEVER

I LOVE THIS

AO3 statistics showing "Top 10 by Fic Count" Relationship Connor/Gavin Reed, 86 fics, 1,045,240 word count Jesse Pinkman/Walter White, 22 fics, 348,091 words Evan "Buck" Buckley/Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV), 17 fics, 83,794 words

anywayssssss even with my restrictions for fics to avoid spoilers its already now my #2 most read pairing of the year oops
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An image of Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul both licking the same cake (shaped like a human head) Their tongues are fully extended, and Aaron is staring directly at Bryan

An image of Aaron Paul about to make out with a rubber mask that looks like Walter White (as Bryan Cranston is barely visible behind him observing). Aaron's eyes are closed, and man, this guy is a real actor cause he's just going for it. Like he IS doing it as a bit, to be funny, but he's using all his acting skills to make it look like he's really gonna kiss Walter White.

An image of Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul at Bryan Cranston's Hollywood Star ceremony. Aaron is kissing Bryan on the cheek while gripping his chin. He has to go up on his tippy toes to do it and i'm kinda dying aaaaaa. Bryan is making a goofy face while he gets kissed, with one hand in his pocket and the other hand gripping the back or Aaron's neck and shoulder tightly.

An image of Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul in suits at some event. They're smiling, relaxed, foreheads pressed against eachother, while Bryan grips the back of Aaron's shoulder.

#WaltJesse #Heisenbitch

OOOUUGHHUIUUGUGH

An image of Bryan Cranston looking on, while in front of him Aaron Paul open mouth kisses a full head rubber mask of Walter White

#WaltJesse #Heisenbitch

ok soooooooo learning there was a convention in 2013 where Aaron paul MADE OUT with a Walt costume mask on stage has me trembling like a small chihuahua
LITERALLY I FEEL FAINT

Rendered colour artwork featuring Jesse Pinkman from "Breaking Bad". Drawn in a Dreamworks inspired style. Jesse sits on a blue sofa in a shitty apartment, jerking off. He wears his distinctive yellow sweatshirt and skull tshirt, but they're shoved up while he jerks off, exposing a wet cock that leaves cum all over his shirt and stomach. On a pillow beside him sits his flip phone, and Walt is on the other end. He has dialogue that says "Jesse? Damnit, Jesse, I told you not to call me at the house! Why are you such an idiot? You're worthless, do you hear me? Jesse? .... Jesse? I can hear you breathing, I know you're there! Are you listening to me?" On the sofa sits one of the respirator masks they use while cooking, and under the sofa are rolls of cash, a bag of blue meth, and one of Jesse's drawings from the show featuring Mr. White bent over with a test tube shoved up his ass.

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Jesse sometimes calls Mr. White just to hear his voice...

What if Breaking Bad was an animated movie by Dreamworks, but was also some cursed degradation masturbation porn 🫣

Me Explaining to My Mom" meme A two-panel image macro series in which an image of Quenlin Blackwell crying and an image of Ms. Juicy from the reality television series Little Women: Atlanta represent the facial expressions of someone attempting to convince their parent of something's importance. In this meme, Quenlin is labeled "Me" and is saying "In s2e4 of Breaking Bad, when Skyler and Walt Jr. reject Walt's breakfast, they are also symbolically rejecting him and his lies... when Jesse shows up and accepts his breakfast, he is metaphorically accepting the role of both replacement wife and son" Ms. Juicy is labeled "my husband"

#waltjesse #heisenbitch

LITERALLY ME LAST NIGHT
Don't feel bad for my husband, he convinced me to watch this by dangling a ship in front of me like raw meat, he has only himself to blame

A screenshot from season 2 Episode 4 of Breaking Bad It's a top down shot of Jesse straddling Walter, choking him. Walt is looking up at the camera. Bottles and canisters are scattered on the RV floor around them.

A screenshot from season 2 Episode 4 of Breaking Bad Another view, of the next shot. We look up at Jesse from near Walt's head on the floor. Jesse's left hand still holds Walt's throat, but Jesse's other fist is drawn back to hit him. Jesse is gritting his teeth.

A screenshot from season 2 Episode 4 of Breaking Bad It's a top down shot of Jesse straddling Walter, but now Jesse has let go of Walt's throat. He collapses onto Walt's front.

A screenshot from season 2 Episode 4 of Breaking Bad It's a top down shot of Jesse and Walter laying beside eachother, panting.

#waltjesse #heisenbitch
the intimacy of them fighting
Walt taking out his anger at his family on Jesse, Jesse on top choking him, & when Walt tells him to "Do it", Jesse can't hit him, & rolls off beside him
The tension breaks, catharsis
AND THEN WALT COOKS HIM BREAKFAST?

SEXUAL AS HELL SORRY

#waltjesse #heisenbitch
Watched s2e4 of Breaking Bad
When Skyler and Walt Jr. reject Walt's breakfast, they are also symbolically rejecting him and his lies...
when Jesse shows up and accepts his breakfast, he is metaphorically accepting the role of both replacement wife and son
is this anything

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