Hell, Pandemonium LLC. Infernal Resources Monthly Incident Report for April. Subject: Crowley. Classification: Prank Warfare/Psychological Torture. Incident summary includes desk relocated to ceiling twice, grimoires swapped with romance novels resulting in accidental puppy summoning, coffee replaced with holy water, and Hastur’s name changed to Duke Stinkbottom in all official files. Stamped Urgent/Ongoing. Handwritten annotations throughout expressing outrage. Good Omens fan art.
Fan art illustration. Crowley stands smugly with arms crossed in a grimy hellish office. Hastur rages beside him, holding papers reading “Duke Stinkbottom”, a puppy tucked under his arm, holding a smoking mug of holy water. A desk is bolted to the ceiling in the background. Good Omens fan art.
Fan art illustration. Detailed image of the background. A grimy, dimly lit hellish office with a battered desk with rotary phone, filing cabinet and shelf that overflows with folders and stacked paperwork. Another desk is bolted to the ceiling. Wall signs read “Compliance Through Suffering”, “Submit Form 666”, “Department of Eternal Red Tape”, “Hope We Don’t Do That Here”, “Efficiency is Futile!”, and “No Escape From Paperwork. Good Omens fan art
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Hell, Pandemonium LLC. has filed an URGENT ONGOING complaint against Crowley. Duke Stinkbottom could not be reached for comment.
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