Someone put the "I like to move it, move it" song (from, I believe, the #movie #Madagascar) on the #sharedoffice #Spotify playlist, and, uh, this ought to be grounds for dismissal or firing or excommunication or whatever we do around here 🤔

#HeroHouseNW #SeattleClubhouse #PNW #Seattle

My #sharedworkspace, the #SeattleClubhouse, has twice-daily, semi-compulsory meetings that I just flat-out do not attend.

These people get me, #lol

You do NOT want me in a meeting unless you absolutely, dead-ass NEED me there, I fucking promise you that 😆

#meetings #Seattle #PNW #HeroHouseNW

"Just pry it off!"

"WHAT?!"

"JUST PRY IT OFF! JUST RIP ALL OF IT OFF!"

Yeah, these guys are getting after it. I'm glad we didn't hire indecisive, timid #contractors 😑

#HeroHouseNW #Seattle #PNW #sharedworkspace #sharedoffice #lol

lol I should not have this power 😆

It’s so crazy & unhinged that my membership at my shared-workspace group, #HeroHouseNW (the #SeattleClubhouse) entitles me to weigh in on #hiring decisions 🤣

I ❤️ the potential new-hire, but I’m not ashamed to say that my vote rests entirely on whether she Claps my #writing on #Medium by COB 🤓

#lol

The other members of the #HeroHouseNW #SeattleClubhouse are having a sit-down meeting (I've told them I don't do meetings, & when I do, whoever invited me always regrets it, so I'm exempt), & Serenity is just WHINING wanting to be running around on the ground.

It's ALL I can hear behind me 🤣

#PNW

We're doing BLTs for #lunch today at the #Seattle Clubhouse.

A really-good #BLT is one of life's simplest, but greatest, joys 🤌

#food #meals #PNW #HeroHouseNW

A #SharedWorkspace is super fun, offering unique experiences, like the 1 when I noticed I've been looking up Roy Orbison #song lyrics a bunch lately on my #Google account, said to self 'wtf is that about' & discovered I'm signed onto, like, fourteen different #HeroHouseNW computers 😑

#privacy #work

I asked Dan at the #SeattleClubhouse how last night's #HeroHouseNW gala, which I did not attend, went & he said, 'eh, you know. It's a #gala.'

I said, 'did anyone mention me?' & he looked puzzled & went, 'uh, no,' to which I shot back, "Well, what a BORING fucking gala, then!" 🤣

#Seattle #lol #PNW

Someone brought their 2-month-old #chihuahua into the #Seattle #HeroHouseNW Clubhouse (my sort-of shared-workspace I usually #write at), so... not sure whether we're going to get to any #writing or #films today 😅

Her name is Serenity, and she's smaller than my haaaaaaaand 🥹

#DogSky #Dogs #Dog #PNW

#lol; #Medium is mostly ⬇️, but I'm at #HeroHouseNW #SeattleClubhouse (a quiet, #safespace #sharedworkspace at Mercer & 6th in #Seattle; I love them, & they tolerate me), & generalist Abel is refreshing my Medium page, & it APPEARS #Cinemania DID republish my #OceansTwelve piece 🤓🥹😭🙏

#MediumWriter

I am currently waiting on a #kcmetro #bus to take me into #Seattle, where the #HeroHouseNW #SeattleClubhouse is holding, like, a shared-workspace field-trip to a #pumpkinpatch and #animal petting zoo with very cute #babygoats. I often have PROFOUND problems w/ #zoos, but… here goes 😅

#Bellevue #pnw

Holy shit, I dropped into the #Seattle #HeroHouseNW for a free lunch & to charge my devices while out & about, & we’re tuned into a #citycouncil meeting for some reason…

BOY what a parade of dumb fucking assholes all hiding behind the thin shield of “due diligence” & strength in numbers 😑 (the Nos)

I’m visiting the #HeroHouseNW #SeattleClubhouse today for a special development event they’re putting on, and I was told by the director Gretchen to please, PLEASE be on my best behavior, which is usually Game Over, Man, but I like Gretchen, so…

On my best behavior today 🤓

#pnw #herohouse

This #AMC fired me like 3 wks ago (funny story; I’ll write it on Medium eventually), and this will be the 1st time I’ve been back - joining folks from #HeroHouseNW | #Bellevue on a little #movies field trip.

Hopefully, it’ll be uneventful & I’ll bleet my #LiveSky #moviereview of #LoveHurts (5:30) 😅