Someone put the "I like to move it, move it" song (from, I believe, the #movie #Madagascar) on the #sharedoffice #Spotify playlist, and, uh, this ought to be grounds for dismissal or firing or excommunication or whatever we do around here 🤔
#HeroHouseNW #SeattleClubhouse #PNW #Seattle
My #sharedworkspace, the #SeattleClubhouse, has twice-daily, semi-compulsory meetings that I just flat-out do not attend.
These people get me, #lol
You do NOT want me in a meeting unless you absolutely, dead-ass NEED me there, I fucking promise you that 😆
#meetings #Seattle #PNW #HeroHouseNW
As I often am, I was casually asked at the 11th hour, “hey, will you write something for the #SeattleClubhouse newsletter this month?” and as I always do, I said, “sure,” bc it’s the least I can do.
When I turned it in to staff, Abel said, “Thank you so much, Kay…
#WriteSky #writer #writing
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I just signed a “haven’t seen you in a while” card at the #SeattleClubhouse as though it were a birthday card (in pen), and now I’m panicking 😅
#lol #antisocial #etiquette #PNW #Seattle
lol I should not have this power 😆
It’s so crazy & unhinged that my membership at my shared-workspace group, #HeroHouseNW (the #SeattleClubhouse) entitles me to weigh in on #hiring decisions 🤣
I ❤️ the potential new-hire, but I’m not ashamed to say that my vote rests entirely on whether she Claps my #writing on #Medium by COB 🤓
#lol
The left one has an unmemorable 4-digit code that controls the lock, so whether or not it’s occupied, no joy without that code.
The door on the right has a TOTALLY different code that is also unmemorable, and same deal.
#SeattleClubhouse has them both posted in bold RIGHT as you go out our door 😂
There’s a main building code
Plus a different code for my office suite’s front door
And you better believe neither of these bathrooms are the same or similar to either of the other two codes
Dude, if you’re trying to go to the bathroom and you’re like “wait is the left one that 4-digit code I barely remember or is the right one?” it’s wild
At the #SeattleClubhouse (my primary office/shared workspace), there is a 5-digit code for the front door, a diff 5-digit code for my office suite’s front door, & there are 2 unisex bathrooms, each with their own, unique 4-digit code.
It feels like I work at the fucking NSA 😆
#PNW #Seattle #lol
The other members of the #HeroHouseNW #SeattleClubhouse are having a sit-down meeting (I've told them I don't do meetings, & when I do, whoever invited me always regrets it, so I'm exempt), & Serenity is just WHINING wanting to be running around on the ground.
It's ALL I can hear behind me 🤣
#PNW
Well, well, well! The #SeattleClubhouse explicitly said they all hated my article (it's partly about them, promoting their whole deal, #lol), but Lilith Helstrom from #DeconstructingChristianity liked it, bc they just published it: medium.com/deconstructi...
#TheMuppets Are My #Jesus
Read it! 🤓
I've already, like, substantively, audibly sobbed & snorted 4 times in #TheMuppetChristmasCarol and we're only to, like, song 2.
The #SeattleClubhouse people are getting a close-up look at what an emotionally-dysregulated psychopath I am, and some of them are alarmed, lol 😅
#Movies! 🤩 😭
#FilmSky
I put my foot down, and made them search for #TheMuppetChristmasCarol, and we found it (natch) on #Disney+. Boo!
I guess the #SeattleClubhouse didn't get on board the #JimmyKimmel boycott. We're watching the real deal now, though, and the 1st song is a BANGER.
We made the right call 🤓
#FilmSky
I asked Dan at the #SeattleClubhouse how last night's #HeroHouseNW gala, which I did not attend, went & he said, 'eh, you know. It's a #gala.'
I said, 'did anyone mention me?' & he looked puzzled & went, 'uh, no,' to which I shot back, "Well, what a BORING fucking gala, then!" 🤣
#Seattle #lol #PNW
#lol; #Medium is mostly ⬇️, but I'm at #HeroHouseNW #SeattleClubhouse (a quiet, #safespace #sharedworkspace at Mercer & 6th in #Seattle; I love them, & they tolerate me), & generalist Abel is refreshing my Medium page, & it APPEARS #Cinemania DID republish my #OceansTwelve piece 🤓🥹😭🙏
#MediumWriter
I am currently waiting on a #kcmetro #bus to take me into #Seattle, where the #HeroHouseNW #SeattleClubhouse is holding, like, a shared-workspace field-trip to a #pumpkinpatch and #animal petting zoo with very cute #babygoats. I often have PROFOUND problems w/ #zoos, but… here goes 😅
#Bellevue #pnw
I’m visiting the #HeroHouseNW #SeattleClubhouse today for a special development event they’re putting on, and I was told by the director Gretchen to please, PLEASE be on my best behavior, which is usually Game Over, Man, but I like Gretchen, so…
On my best behavior today 🤓
#pnw #herohouse
There are few things in life more simultaneously irresistible & uncomfortable to eavesdrop on than a #jobinterview going badly (which, #sharedworkspace or not, I’d argue should NEVER happen in the BULLPEN, but #SeattleClubhouse feels differently, #lol, & their applicant is ON STAGE rn) 🍿
#awkward 🐢
