A brindle Louisiana Catahoula Leopard Dog basking in the sun.

More like the, Noble Beast Prize, amirite?!? Ya know, because people love their dogs and shit?? #HighBrowComedy #TopicalJoke #FunAndGames #ThisDogIsAMenace #PizzaGate #AnotherDay #ThatForTheRestOfOurSadWretchedPatheticLivesThisIsWhoWeAreToTheBitterEndInevitablyIrrevocablyHappyBirthdayNoSuchThing

He put the epoxy on his bottom, hoping for the best. (that's it, that's the post 🤷🏼 Sometimes weird sentences pop in my head and I feel they should be shared. I did not put epoxy on my bottom, though, let me make that clear. This is a nonsensical work of fiction, however I am open to discussions should anyone wish to option it for musicals, film, podcasts, even just a tiny piece of paper left in a shopping cart so someone thinks it's a grocery list until they actually read it and wonder wtf? Thanks for your time. I did NOT put epoxy on my bottom, just a reminder 🤨🤨🤨)

I don't know wtf I'm doing. I was tempted to try and be more "professional" here to sell my children's books, because they really are quite good, honest! But... me, I guess...? 😐🤷🏼 Apologies 😅

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