A creepy Santa with glowing eyes lurks in a dimly lit room, watching you like your last Tinder date: just a festive spy collecting data on your holiday shopping habits.

I always knew the North Pole had a second job in data collection.

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As Epstein files near Christmas, Trump says “not on the list.” Cool - Santa’s checking his twice too, and somehow the loudest denial always comes before the stocking gets emptied. 🎅📜

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