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Other common causes of wildfire in Pennsylvania include:
🚬Smoking
🚗Vehicles
🚜 Outdoor Equipment
This spring, do all you can to prevent sparking a wildfire!
And always remember to #HoldOnToYourButts🚬.
#WildfireSafetyPA

#HoldOnToYourButts

Hold on to Your Butts by kent_zonestar The greatest quote from Jurassic Park and Samuel L Jackson.

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#JurassicPark #SamJackson #SamuelLJackson #HoldOnToYourButts #MovieQuote #Dinosaurs #TeePub #TeePublic

He did it… that crazy son-of-a-bitch did it

#HoldOntoYourButts
#GovernmentShutdown

Deer in the headlights acting FEMA administrator, David Richardson, who has no background in emergency management, is another trump incompetent appointed to manage one more withered agency congressionally mandated to protect citizens.
#HoldOnToYourButts

If you're still watching Orioles games like me, then you're a true sicko. #holdontoyourbutts

I’ve made it into Central London for a spot of highbrow theatre.
#holdontoyourbutts #artstheatrewestend #london #jurassicpark #theatre #dinosaurs

Stay tuned... 👀 July 31, 2025 #BeerBellyPod

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#spooky #craftbeer #holdontoyourbutts

Happy Jurassic Park Day!!! 🦖

On this day in 1993, JP was released in theaters.

I thought we should make it a holiday.

So there.

🦖 🦕 🎥

#JurassicPark #Dinosaur #DrGrant #DrSattler #DrMalcolm #Wellthereitis #ChaosTheory #Clevergirl #Theydottravelinherds #Holdontoyourbutts

Woke up. Logged on. Yup, still a mess! #HoldOnToYourButts

Trump admin will cut hurricane forecasters out of key satellite data in one month | CNN The Defense Department will still maintain the satellite program will cease sharing the imagery with NOAA and NASA.

I'm sure this will work out fine. It's like not telling firefigghters where the fires are #trumpisamoron #holdontoyourbutts www.cnn.com/2025/06/30/w...

It’s time… the PENULTIMATE EPISODE OF YOUR HONOR IS HERE! Time is running out & the attorneys have a LOT to process. Tune in to see what the attorneys get up to in their final approach in #135: Closing Arguments: link.chtbl.com/drimbus?sid=...

#yourhonor #newepisode #holdontoyourbutts

Yesterday’s jaunt: the roaringly good time (in the distance - iykyk) of #HoldOnToYourButts at the Arts Theatre, London from #RecentCutbacks. Film parodying…will find a way 🦖🦕

#LondonTheatre
#JurassicPark
#TheatreSky

Londoners know if something meant to happen, it invariably will. Having missed #RecentCutbacks hilarious #HoldOntoYourButts at @arcolatheatre.bsky.social a month ago. Given a free ticket by a friend to see it today #TheArtsTheatre instead. Go see it quick! #LetsGuide #UniquelyLondon #ALondonersLife3

Went to see Recent Cutbacks Production of Hold on to Your Butts, Jurassic Park parody and it was hilarious and just superb. It’s on tour and should they come to a theatre near you, GO!! You’ll have such a fun night. #RecentCutbacks #HoldOnToYourButts #JurassicPark

Here we go. 🍿
#HoldOnToYourButts

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This very evening! We've got these luminary goofballs - @vixleyton.bsky.social, Michael Mannion & Molly McGuinness joining @paulfoxcroft.bsky.social up at @cpxmcr.bsky.social!

It's time for D&D, bad choices, and movie references gallore! #HoldOnToYourButts!

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Bluesky for PPC: What you need to know Bluesky's rapid growth is gaining attention — but with no ads yet, what does it mean for PPC? Learn how to prepare for future opportunities.

The Brands are coming...

Bluesky, while a marked improvement over the trash fire that is X, will eventually need to find a way to bring in money to cover their talent and technology costs and HOW they do this will be important.

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#Marketing #HoldOnToYourButts

Waking up every day in the Divided States of AmeriKKKa. 🚧✨🦖 #HoldOnToYourButts #KeepOnKeepinOn #AlsoFuckFascism

Do you remember the first time you saw a dinosaur?

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#LEGOJurassicPark #JurassicPark #Dinosaur #MrDNA #HoldOnToYourButts #LEGO #AFOL #ShinyBrick #LegoLife

Thoroughly enjoyed seeing #holdontoyourbutts
at @thelowry.com this afternoon!
Fully grown adults pretending to be dinosaurs, recreating Jurassic Park!

Just back from watching #HoldOnToYourButts and it was SO funny. Definitely worth a watch during its run in Manchester this week 🦖🦕

Saw this at @curveleicester.bsky.social last week and I laughed so so hard. It’s going on tour around the country - so make sure you check out #holdontoyourbutts 🦕

The @redvalleypod.bsky.social season finale goes out to our early access listeners tomorrow. So incredibly proud of the team and cast. It was a huge undertaking and hopefully the payoff for our fans will be audio deliciousness! #holdontoyourbutts

A thought for how the media should cover Trump from here on: The Bingo Card.

Every option is bad, you don’t know which ones trump will do, but you know he’s going to do some of them.

Take your pick and wait and see. Then report.

#bingo #bad #holdontoyourbutts

Who ever thought we would want to go back to the days when the confused, rich, dough-boy just talked about people eating dogs and cats? #wtf #inauguration #holdontoyourbutts

Is that a saying, tho? I don’t care, I love these guys. They’re so dang cute! Happy New Year!
#hny2025 #Pufferfish #🐡 #GoodLuck #WereGonnaNeedIt #HoldOnToYourButts

Just out of #RecentCutbacks incredible HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS. As a hardened Jurassic Park fan this was as hilarious as I'd hoped. At the @arcolatheatre.bsky.social in Dalston until 11th Jan - and touring afterwards. SEE IT! #HoldOnToYourButts

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@arcolatheatre.bsky.social loved #HoldOnToYourButts much needed hilarity and a brilliant parody of #JurassicPark. See it people for the #BobPeck & #JeffGoldblum impressions alone.