A #HoldThePhone #FossilFriday #MuseumoftheRockies just posted on a....... /checksnotes an invertebrate fossil #ammonite & NOT a #dinosaur??!! .....

I know you’re tired of seeing my dick over and over again. Just bear with me.

#IJustNeedAMoment
#HoldThePhone
#ButHaveYouSeenIt

#HoldThePhone: #Murica thinks #TaylorSwift is a #Nazi ‘because she has teams of competent people”⚠️who the fuck is running The #Fascisms⁉️

💢You’re in a #coup💢:
nobody is running the country LEGITIMATELY with any #ConstitutionalAuthority, but #Murica is concerned about a #TaylorSwiftNECKLACE⁉️

Yo #holdthephone #brb #leggomyego #bluewaffles #bleucheese #whatuknow #udontknowanything #boo #oogityboogity #goawaycurtiss #hisshiss #dragonx #letsgobabydragons #dungeonsanddragons #pokemongoversion #dudewheretfismydragon #notamused #harryisntimpressed #thatssomebadhatharry #jawsoflife #southafrica

What? Manufacturing jobs are being sabotaged because clean energy is not a Putin, er, I mean POTUS priority?

#HoldThePhone it's the Rubio market or the Rubio economy?

Nancy Mace assaulted a pro-trans guy with that gnarly substance stuck to her head she calls a face.

Hate like hers is ugly, no matter what doctor tries to fix it. A paper bag does a better job, but in the end, you can still hear that kind of ugly.

#maga #holdthephone #audiblyugly

Eric Holder holds a press conference on #Iran where he says "holding." shortformblog.com/post/11325854603/us-saud... #holdthephone