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Swiss Fondue NAFO Fella
Swiss Fondue NAFO Fella
@swissfonduenafo.bsky.social
2 weeks ago
L’interview du général français Michel Yakovleff, critiquant Donald Trump et la guerre en Iran, est devenue virale aux États-Unis, notamment pour sa comparaison entre l’opération militaire américaine et le naufrage du Titanic : « Sur le Titanic, paraît-il, le capitaine a voulu vendre des billets à pas cher pour le dîner dansant après avoir percuté l’iceberg. Ce n’est pas le moment d’acheter un billet en promo pour le Titanic. »

L’interview du général français Michel Yakovleff, critiquant Donald Trump et la guerre en Iran, est devenue virale aux États-Unis, notamment pour sa comparaison entre l’opération militaire américaine et le naufrage du Titanic : « Sur le Titanic, paraît-il, le capitaine a voulu vendre des billets à pas cher pour le dîner dansant après avoir percuté l’iceberg. Ce n’est pas le moment d’acheter un billet en promo pour le Titanic. »

#Yakovleff à propos de rejoindre l'armada de #krasnov en #Iran pour débloquer #Hormouz

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Catherine Schmidt
Catherine Schmidt
@lillyfinch.bsky.social
2 weeks ago
BOROWITZ REPORT 3/18/26 MILLER TO CLEAR PUT STRAITS OF HORMUZ WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Claiming he does not need the help of “those sad NATO losers,” on Wednesday Donald Trump said he was sending Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller to the Strait of Hormuz. “No one clears d place out faster than Stephen,” Trump said. “It's his superpower.” Though expressing confidence in Miller's effectiveness as a human repellent, Trump disclosed that he had a backup plan. “1 will put my name, Donald J. Trump, on the Strait of Hormuz,” he declared. "That emptied out the Kennedy Center very rapidly and very powerfully.”

BOROWITZ REPORT 3/18/26 MILLER TO CLEAR PUT STRAITS OF HORMUZ WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Claiming he does not need the help of “those sad NATO losers,” on Wednesday Donald Trump said he was sending Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller to the Strait of Hormuz. “No one clears d place out faster than Stephen,” Trump said. “It's his superpower.” Though expressing confidence in Miller's effectiveness as a human repellent, Trump disclosed that he had a backup plan. “1 will put my name, Donald J. Trump, on the Strait of Hormuz,” he declared. "That emptied out the Kennedy Center very rapidly and very powerfully.”

#Satire #Humor #StephenMiller #Hormouz #Trump #alt

BOROWITZ REPORT 3/18/26
MILLER TO CLEAR PUT STRAITS OF HORMUZ

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Catherine Schmidt
Catherine Schmidt
@lillyfinch.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
2 weeks ago
BOROWITZ REPORT 3/18/26 MILLER TO CLEAR PUT STRAITS OF HORMUZ WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Claiming he does not need the help of “those sad NATO losers,” on Wednesday Donald Trump said he was sending Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller to the Strait of Hormuz. “No one clears d place out faster than Stephen,” Trump said. “It's his superpower.” Though expressing confidence in Miller's effectiveness as a human repellent, Trump disclosed that he had a backup plan. “1 will put my name, Donald J. Trump, on the Strait of Hormuz,” he declared. "That emptied out the Kennedy Center very rapidly and very powerfully.”

BOROWITZ REPORT 3/18/26 MILLER TO CLEAR PUT STRAITS OF HORMUZ WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Claiming he does not need the help of “those sad NATO losers,” on Wednesday Donald Trump said he was sending Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller to the Strait of Hormuz. “No one clears d place out faster than Stephen,” Trump said. “It's his superpower.” Though expressing confidence in Miller's effectiveness as a human repellent, Trump disclosed that he had a backup plan. “1 will put my name, Donald J. Trump, on the Strait of Hormuz,” he declared. "That emptied out the Kennedy Center very rapidly and very powerfully.”

#Satire #Humor #StephenMiller #Hormouz #Trump #alt

BOROWITZ REPORT 3/18/26
MILLER TO CLEAR PUT STRAITS OF HORMUZ

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Catherine Schmidt
Catherine Schmidt
@lillyfinch.bsky.social
2 weeks ago
2 Andy Borowitz 21h PERSIAN GULF—In what is being called an unfortunate incident, the whereabouts of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas and his wife, Ginni, were unknown on Saturday after a superyacht carrying them on a luxury cruise strayed into the Strait of Hormuz. Reportedly, the ship's owner, Republican superdonor Harland Dorrinson, was busy advising Justice Thomas how to vote on upcoming Court cases and failed to notice that the vessel had drifted off course. In Washington, the wife of fellow justice Samuel Alito paid homage to the Thomases by lowering her QAnon flag to half-staff. At the White House, Donald Trump appeared to take the Thomases’ mishap in stride, telling reporters, “It is what it is.”

2 Andy Borowitz 21h PERSIAN GULF—In what is being called an unfortunate incident, the whereabouts of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas and his wife, Ginni, were unknown on Saturday after a superyacht carrying them on a luxury cruise strayed into the Strait of Hormuz. Reportedly, the ship's owner, Republican superdonor Harland Dorrinson, was busy advising Justice Thomas how to vote on upcoming Court cases and failed to notice that the vessel had drifted off course. In Washington, the wife of fellow justice Samuel Alito paid homage to the Thomases by lowering her QAnon flag to half-staff. At the White House, Donald Trump appeared to take the Thomases’ mishap in stride, telling reporters, “It is what it is.”

#Satire #Humor #Hormouz #ClarenceThomas #Trump #Alt

BOROWITZ REPORT 3/14/26
UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT IN STRAITS OF HORMOUZ

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Catherine Schmidt
Catherine Schmidt
@lillyfinch.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
2 weeks ago
2 Andy Borowitz @ =substack 21h PERSIAN GULF—In what is being called an unfortunate incident, the whereabouts of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas and his wife, Ginni, were unknown on Saturday after a superyacht carrying them on a luxury cruise strayed into the Strait of Hormuz. Reportedly, the ship's owner, Republican superdonor Harland Dorrinson, was busy advising Justice Thomas how to vote on upcoming Court cases and failed to notice that the vessel had drifted off course. In Washington, the wife of fellow justice Samuel Alito paid homage to the Thomases by lowering her QAnon flag to half-staff. At the White House, Donald Trump appeared to take the Thomases’ mishap in stride, telling reporters, “It is what it is.”

2 Andy Borowitz @ =substack 21h PERSIAN GULF—In what is being called an unfortunate incident, the whereabouts of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas and his wife, Ginni, were unknown on Saturday after a superyacht carrying them on a luxury cruise strayed into the Strait of Hormuz. Reportedly, the ship's owner, Republican superdonor Harland Dorrinson, was busy advising Justice Thomas how to vote on upcoming Court cases and failed to notice that the vessel had drifted off course. In Washington, the wife of fellow justice Samuel Alito paid homage to the Thomases by lowering her QAnon flag to half-staff. At the White House, Donald Trump appeared to take the Thomases’ mishap in stride, telling reporters, “It is what it is.”

#Satire #Humor #Hormouz #Truml #ClarenceThomas #Alt

BOROWITZ REPORT 3/14/26
UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT IN STRAITS OF HORMOUZ

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Catherine Schmidt
Catherine Schmidt
@lillyfinch.bsky.social
3 weeks ago
Heather Cox Richardson 3/11/26 RETIRED FRENCH ADMIRAL SAYS SENDING SHIPS THROUGH HORMUZ SUICIDAL While a few Iranian ships are traversing the strait, they are the only ones. Retired French vice admiral Pascal Ausseur told the Associated Press: “In today’s context, sending warships or civilian vessels into the Strait of Hormuz would be suicidal,” adding that a ceasefire with Iran “would move the situation from suicidal to dangerous.” At that point, escorts of oil vessels by military ships could begin.

Heather Cox Richardson 3/11/26 RETIRED FRENCH ADMIRAL SAYS SENDING SHIPS THROUGH HORMUZ SUICIDAL While a few Iranian ships are traversing the strait, they are the only ones. Retired French vice admiral Pascal Ausseur told the Associated Press: “In today’s context, sending warships or civilian vessels into the Strait of Hormuz would be suicidal,” adding that a ceasefire with Iran “would move the situation from suicidal to dangerous.” At that point, escorts of oil vessels by military ships could begin.

#War #Hormouz #Mines #Warships #Oil #alt

Heather Cox Richardson 3/11/26
RETIRED FRENCH ADMIRAL SAYS SENDING SHIPS THROUGH HORMUZ SUICIDAL

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Catherine Schmidt
Catherine Schmidt
@lillyfinch.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
3 weeks ago
Heather Cox Richardson 3/11/26 RETIRED FRENCH ADMIRAL SAYS SENDING SHIPS THROUGH HORMUZ SUICIDAL While a few Iranian ships are traversing the strait, they are the only ones. Retired French vice admiral Pascal Ausseur told the Associated Press: “In today’s context, sending warships or civilian vessels into the Strait of Hormuz would be suicidal,” adding that a ceasefire with Iran “would move the situation from suicidal to dangerous.” At that point, escorts of oil vessels by military ships could begin.

Heather Cox Richardson 3/11/26 RETIRED FRENCH ADMIRAL SAYS SENDING SHIPS THROUGH HORMUZ SUICIDAL While a few Iranian ships are traversing the strait, they are the only ones. Retired French vice admiral Pascal Ausseur told the Associated Press: “In today’s context, sending warships or civilian vessels into the Strait of Hormuz would be suicidal,” adding that a ceasefire with Iran “would move the situation from suicidal to dangerous.” At that point, escorts of oil vessels by military ships could begin.

#War #Hormouz #Mines #Warships #Oil #alt

Heather Cox Richardson 3/11/26
RETIRED FRENCH ADMIRAL SAYS SENDING SHIPS THROUGH HORMUZ SUICIDAL

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