I spoke to my friend the other day, he said "The strangest thing that ever happened to me, happened when I worked at the United Nations and I was asked to get Kofi Annan a gram of cocaine. I picked up the phone and said 'Kofi, the only one I have right now is oceanic.'."

You might as well know how bad (and convuluted) my grammar jokes are from the start. #HowManyReads #GrammarJokes #PlayonWords