Milcom Miasma himself standing in fear and grave concern next to a bronze statue of Buc-ee a cartoon beaver that is the mascot for Buc-ee's convenience stores and gas stations. Behind me and the statue is a truly massive Buc-ee's store in Johnstown, Colorado.

Dear Mastodon,

Restrooms were really clean and the coffee was surprisingly good but I feel like it might be a cult. Thoughts?

Asking for a friend.

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