Try to present a suicide note from the turkey to the kids.

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Give Marjorie Taylor Greene a Nobel Peace Prize for leaving office at the end of her term.

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Give thanks to our “generous and intelligent“ president.

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Tell your family, "Trump is Daddy now!" without breaking into laughter at how fucking stupid it sounds for an adult to say something like that

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Turkey boxing gloves

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Tell two people to each bring a "Survivor"

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Offer to buy someone else's family

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Call ICE on your ex's family

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Put NyQuil in the Cranberry’s.

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