California Man’s Water Fountain Stunt Turns Campus Into Hydration Horror Show #CampusChaos #FountainFiasco #ThirstyForTrouble #HydrationHorrors #SatireSplash By: TheJestPress.com California Man Horrifies College Students During Disgusting Campus Stunt: ‘Never Use A Water Fountain Again’ In what may go down as the boldest act of liquid rebellion since the Boston Tea Party, local California man Chip McMoist caused mass panic at UC California’s main quad Monday by performing a stunt so grotesque, so unspeakably unhygienic, it’s left thousands of students swearing off public hydration for eternity.

California Man’s Water Fountain Stunt Turns Campus Into Hydration Horror Show

#CampusChaos #FountainFiasco #ThirstyForTrouble #HydrationHorrors #SatireSplash By: TheJestPress.com California Man Horrifies College Students During Disgusting Campus Stunt: ‘Never Use A Water Fountain Again’ In what…